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Star Trek has taught me that whenever you're having a bad day, you should try shouting "Computer, end program," because you never know. Alternatively, you can throw out a "What

I love how you can always identify when a bad-faith argument is coming on Twitter because the person about to vomit it at your face has an Ancient Roman avatar

Inspector Gadget wasn't a cop though, right? He was like an independent contractor? You never saw him go down to a station or anything.Also it's kind of a Jason Mendoza

I wanna see a Star Trek show with a really shitty Vulcan. Like, all the other Vulcans are all prim and logical and buttoned-down all the time, I wanna see

Conservatives always say "protesting at someone's house should be off-limits," and I think that's because they're never truly disadvantaged by a Democratic politician's policies. They're play-acting outrage and

So apparently the studio thinks a standalone #Superman movie would be impossible to make nowadays, and as someone who spent many a day in childhood running around the house with

One of the big problems with "dark and gritty" Batman movies is that the people writing them can't craft a mystery that's so complex only Batman can solve it, so

Physically, cops nowadays have pretty much all the same capabilities as Batman does. The only thing that makes him different from them is that he's gets to be *WORSE* than

Riker is like "I know a place" and it's just Risa again Worf is like "I know a place" and it's Minsk.Minsk. Data is like "I know a place" and

Time for a #StarTrek #Thread:How the crew of the Enterprise-D would respond to "social distancing" during a pandemic. Premise: the producers have run out of money again, and need a