I once drank a Slurpee and got on the 101 to drive 5 miles at rush hour. It took 1 hour 45 minutes and I pissed all over my boyfriend at the times front stoop and it wasn’t even out of vengeance. He was really nice about it. I went to the doctor, who diagnosed me as “new to LA.” https://twitter.com/baddestmamajama/status/1252862904992317440

That doctor was really nice. He was a kidney specialist. He took an ultrasound and told me I had “quite the petite but healthy bladder“ and then said that when you live here for awhile you just learn not to drink a Slurpee or a Big Gulp before getting on the freeway at rush-hour.