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1. These things are absurd.2. We’ll keep mocking them.3. We just had an election. Democrats hold the House, likely the presidency, and maybe the Senate. So I’m fresh out of

I am simply amazed at how many smart people and smartly-run companies who do not understand that we now live in the age of The Nuclear News Cycle. Everyone seems

I am not obliged to give you 4 years of peace after you gave me 4 years of war just because you’re hopeful my standards will be higher than yours.My

Why hasn’t Mitt Romney denounced pedophilia? Is he a pedophile? Is he worried about alienating his supporters? Does Mitt Romney want the support of pedophiles?We need answers to these questions.https://twitter.com/mittromney/status/131713

Been thinking more about the Kyle Rittenhouse situation and reaction to it from many on the Right. We need to have a major adjustment in our thinking moving forward. MAJOR

Hey @drewbrees, do you have a list of serial rapists you plan on honoring this year? Or is Blake the only one? If you’d like to see what SJW Leftism

I lot of the cries of “RACISM!” look less like complaints and more like celebration. I can’t be the only one who sees this. People get murdered for a lot

It is fascinating watching the whole world decide on something like “social distancing” and reject any suggestion by other “experts” that it might be the wrong path.Most people simply will

Republicans always lose and the swamp never drains because Democrats view politics as a life or death power struggle while Republicans treat it like a gentlemanly game of golf.https://twitter.com/blue2reaganite/status/1259599331801300998 This

Everyone knows I make the best burgers on the planet. Hang on. I’m gonna do a video and educate the masses on the perfect burger. HINT: You don’t make burgers

You can talk a million theories about the virus. What should’ve been done, what shouldn’t be done. There are studies that prove any point.But 26 million unemployed isn’t a theory.

PRO TIP: The idea that you can print money to get yourself out of a financial crisis has brought down nations. Actually, I change my mind. We have a $20