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Radical right wing dipshit finds out the hard way that many Democrats also have concealed carry permits, and are more than capable of defending themselves from acts of violence.https://twitter.com/musicandwhiskey/status/1315160082192064515

I'm going to tell you what's going on right now: There are doctors inside Walter Reed, desperately trying to explain to President Trump that he hasn't recovered, and the energy

My family doesn't talk about Diane. She died in 1947 from a rare stomach infection.Her husband was Dwight, an Arkansas truck driver. He left from 1942 until 1945, fighting in

I don't talk about my cousin Lisa a lot, because... well, we weren't close. She lived in Illinois. I grew up in Georgia.We were related, but basically strangers. A few

I don't understand what Fox News is doing anymore. I read this book called "Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" by Al Franken, back when I was in

This isn't the first time the evangelical right has steered us away from science because... of their own stupid reasons.It probably just depends where you grew up, and how you

Here's my thing: I really like some progressive ideas, but putting those ideas into action requires a herculean shift in American public policy, and currently... there's no way it can

It's like the March of the Bernie Bros in my replies right now. So listen up, because I'm only gonna tell y'all this shit one time. A lot of y'all

I have some Ellen takeaways -- and it's only after watching her on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.I understood it. Ellen is an older lesbian woman with no kids. She

I hope I don't get cancelled for saying this, but I understand what Nick Cannon was trying to say, even though he said it the wrong way.Do the Jews "control"

I want to just talk about this asshole, because he's finally gone.Stefan Molyneaux is the most dangerous kind of person in the world, because his brand of nationalism, xenophobia, and

The thing about NASCAR is they always respect the flag. Shit... uploaded the wrong photo. Hold on. Alright, here's NASCAR respecting the... GODDAMNIT. I swear to God... NASCAR: No kneeling.