The thing about NASCAR is they always respect the flag.
Shit... uploaded the wrong photo. Hold on.
Alright, here's NASCAR respecting the... GODDAMNIT.
I swear to God...
NASCAR: No kneeling. Respecting the fla... MOTHERFU---
Just showing up on race day to respect Ameri-- goddamnit Trevor you brought the wrong flag AGAIN!?
I am gonna find a photo. I am. Gimme a second.
Just some guys, on a bus named after a Confederate General, flying an American flag and GODDAMNIT there it is again...
Okay, fuck it. No flags. Just wear something with "USA" on it. We gotta let people know we support America.
Here's a totally non-racist, "USA" jacket with the American fl--- motherfucker are you serious right now Boyd?
NASCAR fans, when you look out in the parking lots. You see Americans who love America.
See, right there, if you look closely, there's an American flag. See it? Boom! AMERICA.
Okay, well lets at least maintain a ratio. We're gonna have Confederate flags, but we'll also have MORE American flags, okay?
Goddamnit Steve! I told you to bring TWO American flags, and only ONE rebel flag you fucked it all up.
"Can we fly a Canadian flag? I have family in Canada." -- "Yes you can. But BRING AN AMERICAN FLAG!"
Goddamn Gerald! You BROUGHT TWO REBEL flags and ONE Canadian flag? Where the fuck is the American flag you maple syrup drinking motherf--
What about a Dale flag? Can I bring a Dale flag?
Of course you can bring a Dale flag. Just rememb--- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EVAN?! It's a fucking three on a goddamn rebel flag!
What about if I bring a rebel flag, but I don't fly it. I just have it?
I'll tie it around my waist, like one of those beach volleyball pla--- GODDAMNIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING ED?! I SAID AMERICAN FLAG!
Fuck it. I give up. Everyone wear hoods. I don't give a fuck. Just don't kneel. DONT YOU DARE KNEEL AND DISRESPECT AMERICA!
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