Interesting baby facts.

Babies don't know their birthdays. Even though they should damn well remember, since it did happen recently. No? How can you be born yesterday and not remember?

Babies don't know they are alive. Do you know how ridiculous that is? They breathe, they move, they eat. But they don't know that it's possible not to be able to do those things.

Babies don't have sense. Did you know that by law, you have to wait several years before assuming a baby can be sensible enough to be held responsible for their actions? The damn law says that. Let that sink in.