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No one:
Babies: Even though I have absolutely no knowledge about what a crackhead is, I& #39;m going to proceed to be one every hour of every day. Is that sand? I want to eat it.
Babies: Even though I have absolutely no knowledge about what a crackhead is, I& #39;m going to proceed to be one every hour of every day. Is that sand? I want to eat it.
Someone: [bathes baby]
Baby: You probably think you have achieved something here, but I& #39;m going to act very randomly but still somehow specifically undo everything you just did.
Baby: You probably think you have achieved something here, but I& #39;m going to act very randomly but still somehow specifically undo everything you just did.
Everyone: [shows babies love and care]
Baby: I always contemplate life. And death. What, for instance, would happen if I climbed to the top of this table and fell down on purpose? Let& #39;s give it a go. Actually, I& #39;m just going to keep trying and make sure you don& #39;t rest.
Baby: I always contemplate life. And death. What, for instance, would happen if I climbed to the top of this table and fell down on purpose? Let& #39;s give it a go. Actually, I& #39;m just going to keep trying and make sure you don& #39;t rest.
Everyone: [awake]
Babies: [sleeping]
Everyone: [sleeping]
Babies: I come alive in the night time. Hear my wails, o ye rightfully weary, and attend to me. Let& #39;s also do this again tomorrow. And the day after.
Babies: [sleeping]
Everyone: [sleeping]
Babies: I come alive in the night time. Hear my wails, o ye rightfully weary, and attend to me. Let& #39;s also do this again tomorrow. And the day after.
Someone: [feeds baby]
Baby: Did you know that throwing up for no damn reason is one of my hobbies? Well, if you didn& #39;t know, you are about to find out.
Baby: Did you know that throwing up for no damn reason is one of my hobbies? Well, if you didn& #39;t know, you are about to find out.
