HOW THE FUCK ARE MORE THAN HALF OF WHITE PEOPLE FAVORABLY DISPOSED TOWARD THE MALIGNANT ORANGE PUSTULE WHO SCREAMS “HILLARY BAD!” ON TWITTER EVERY DAY https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/985467240777699329

YES, I AM FULLY AWARE THAT I AM SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW, BUT I AM DOING THIS IN THE HOPES OF INCREASING MY FAVORABILITY WITH WHITE PEOPLE

DO YOU LIKE LOUD PEOPLE? HATE SUBTLETY? MIGHT I PERSUADE YOU TO SUPPORT ME AS YOUR PRESIDENT AND DEFEND LITERALLY EVERYTHING I DO, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER, BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO GIVE THE SMARTYPANTS LIBERAL MEDIA THE SATISFACTION OF BEING RIGHT?

DO YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WANT TO TAKE YOUR STUFF? DO YOU HATE IT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE GET FREE STUFF? ARE YOU CONSIDERABLY MORE GULLIBLE THAN AVERAGE? ELECT ME, THE GUY WHO WILL MAKE SURE NOBODY TAKES YOUR STUFF. I WILL ALSO MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY ELSE GETS FREE STUFF.

AMERICANS, I ASK YOU: WHO DO YOU TRUST? CNN, THE NEW YORK TIMES, THE GUARDIAN, THE WASHINGTON POST, THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, & SEVERAL OF MY FORMER STAFFERS? OR ME, A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WHOSE ATTORNEYS ARE FIGHTING TOOTH & NAIL TO PREVENT ME FROM COMMITTING PERJURY UNDER OATH?

I AM A LOUD WHITE PERSON WHO IS SICK OF THE LIBERAL MEDIA & THE UNGRATEFUL NFL PROTESTERS & THE FEMINAZIS & THE IMMIGRANTS FROM SHITHOLE COUNTRIES & THE TRANSGENDERS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS & THE CREEPING GENOCIDE OF THE WHITE RACE. ANOTHER THING I HATE IS IDENTITY POLITICS

ARE YOU TIRED OF PUSSIFIED BETA MALES WHO USE LOGIC & FACTS & KEEP THEIR SUIT JACKET BUTTONED & SOMETIMES LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLE FOR LONGER THAN 30 SECONDS? I PROMISE YOU THAT I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THE LOST ART OF INTERRUPTING PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO TALK

DIPLOMACY IS FOR SOCIALISTS, DEMOCRATS, & OTHER EFFETE COSMOPOLITAN METROSEXUAL SOY BOYS. AMERICA NEEDS A PRESIDENT WHO LEADS FROM THE GUT, EATS CHEESEBURGERS FOR BREAKFAST, AND SPENDS A MINIMUM OF 90 MINUTES PER DAY YELLING AT THE TEEVEE

ARE YOU SCARED THAT THE GOVERNMENT WILL TAKE YOUR GUNS? ARE YOU SCARED THAT A MEXICAN WILL TAKE YOUR JOB? ARE YOU SCARED THAT A BLACK OR BROWN PERSON WILL TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND? CAN I USE YOUR FEAR OF BEING A GUNLESS JOBLESS INCEL TO MY ADVANTAGE? A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING I CAN

AS A RICH & SUCCESSFUL WHITE PERSON, I BELIEVE THE MEDIA IS VERY UNFAIR TO ME, AS YOU ALMOST NEVER HEAR ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT RICH & SUCCESSFUL WHITE PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA. THEY ARE ALSO VERY UNFAIR TO ARROGANT GOVERNMENT NEOPHYTES WHO HAVE NO EARTHLY IDEA WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT

LOOK AT THIS PENCIL SKETCH THAT MY ACCUSER INSISTS IS THE MAN WHO THREATENED HER AND HER DAUGHTER. THAT IS A RIDICULOUS LIE AND IS FAKE NEWS. THE MAN WHO THREATENED HER OBVIOUSLY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THIS