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There is a hiking trail on Mt. Franklin near El Paso, TX that I want tell you about. It has something . . . special. For the most part it’s

Starting my first day of EM rotation today. Gonna see what I missed out on! Oh my god nobody has any labs yet Why does everyone keep interrupting me I’m

The tweet: *innocuous joke about access to free coffee being the most important part of a physician's job*The reply: "Actually, I've found that it is the connections one makes with

A crime has been committed! At approximately 8:30am 8/1/2020, reports of a succulent in distress were received in the backyard of a local resident physician. Several witnesses were approached for

Let’s talk heart sounds! Here is a classic “lub dub” S1/S2 heartbeat. In a normal heart, you should only hear valves closing—never opening! (By the way, I’ve decided that, unlike

I will be subtweeting all the various specialties until that one resident returns. “Oooh, I’m gonna look at someone’s uvula and review their med list and call that an H&P.”

We have a guest bedroom with a tiny fridge and I forgot about the chocolate milk I bought the last time I was sick . . . in January. Update: