The tweet: *innocuous joke about access to free coffee being the most important part of a physician& #39;s job*

The reply: "Actually, I& #39;ve found that it is the connections one makes with their patients while taking the time to actually listen to them and seeing them as whole indivi-"
Second reply: "Um, actually nurses drink WAY more coffee than doctors do and have a better claim to free access."
Third reply: " ^^^ way to ignore respiratory therapistshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">"
Fourth reply: "we wouldn& #39;t have issues with securing free coffee in the DOCTOR& #39;S LOUNGE if they stopped letting in NON-DOCTORS. Sign my petition to remove all APPs from doctor& #39;s lounges immediately!"
Fifth reply: "I had a doctors appointment in 1996 and I had to wait two hours to be seen and now I& #39;m learning that they& #39;re allowed to just sit around drinking coffee and do nothing in a doctor& #39;s LOUNGE?? And we pay for this??"
Sixth reply: " ^^^ you wouldn& #39;t have to wait two hours to see a big pharma shill push poison pills on you in their office if you practiced this ancient indian form of medicine whose name I will repeatedly misspell in the ensuing discussion below."
Seventh reply: “my sister-in-law’s son-in-law actually practiced that type of mystic medicine and now he’s legally blind in both eyes.”
Eighth reply: “maybe he could get help from @DGlaucomflecken https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ł" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">”
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