The tweet: *innocuous joke about access to free coffee being the most important part of a physician's job*

The reply: "Actually, I've found that it is the connections one makes with their patients while taking the time to actually listen to them and seeing them as whole indivi-"
Second reply: "Um, actually nurses drink WAY more coffee than doctors do and have a better claim to free access."
Third reply: " ^^^ way to ignore respiratory therapists🙄"
Fourth reply: "we wouldn't have issues with securing free coffee in the DOCTOR'S LOUNGE if they stopped letting in NON-DOCTORS. Sign my petition to remove all APPs from doctor's lounges immediately!"
Fifth reply: "I had a doctors appointment in 1996 and I had to wait two hours to be seen and now I'm learning that they're allowed to just sit around drinking coffee and do nothing in a doctor's LOUNGE?? And we pay for this??"
Sixth reply: " ^^^ you wouldn't have to wait two hours to see a big pharma shill push poison pills on you in their office if you practiced this ancient indian form of medicine whose name I will repeatedly misspell in the ensuing discussion below."
Seventh reply: “my sister-in-law’s son-in-law actually practiced that type of mystic medicine and now he’s legally blind in both eyes.”
Eighth reply: “maybe he could get help from @DGlaucomflecken đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚â€
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