We have a guest bedroom with a tiny fridge and I forgot about the chocolate milk I bought the last time I was sick . . . in January.
Update:
I took a video while pouring out the Ṃ̸̨̬̭͚̈́̓̈́͋̍̒͐̒́̀ͅI̷̡̤̥̠̟̘̗̣̊͊́̆̾̔̈́̈̕L͈̮̠̙̺̒̃̍͛̔͂̔̑̀͡K̶̰̹͍̭̭̘̗̯͋͆̃̉̿̚̕͞ but I cannot bring myself to post it and risk summoning consequences.
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