We have a guest bedroom with a tiny fridge and I forgot about the chocolate milk I bought the last time I was sick . . . in January.
I took a video while pouring out the Ṃ̸̨̬̭͚̈́̓̈́͋̍̒͐̒́̀ͅI̷̡̤̥̠̟̘̗̣̊͊́̆̾̔̈́̈̕L͈̮̠̙̺̒̃̍͛̔͂̔̑̀͡K̶̰̹͍̭̭̘̗̯͋͆̃̉̿̚̕͞ but I cannot bring myself to post it and risk summoning consequences.