Starting my first day of EM rotation today. Gonna see what I missed out on!
Oh my god nobody has any labs yet
Why does everyone keep interrupting me I’m trying to think
I just paged the cardiologist but now I have to use the bathroom what do I do
It’s been two hours and already there’s been more yelling and screaming than all of intern year.
So far the biggest difference in terms of workflow compared to IM is that the ED docs’ EMR automatically refreshes.
**EvERy tHiNG iS STaT**
27 months of internal medicine residency without having to perform a manual disimpaction. Four hours into an emergency medicine rotation and look where we are.
Med students, adjust your preferences accordingly.
Loving these super short notes
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO LOUD
Oh my god I have five more hours of this
I thought it was an 8 hour shift 😖
Just auscultated some whispered pectoriloquy
Never mind CXR was normal
When do we get a food break
When your attending documents “For complete history and physical examination please see resident physician’s documentation” but their note is longer than yours 😐
Where the hell did all these people come from
Almost done with my 12 hour shift. I’ve only got, uh, the entire length of a feature film left.
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