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Fellow #ADHD kids, what elaborate new planning/organization systems and rituals are we going to embrace enthusiastically for the first half of January? If we can crowdsource data about price, fiddliness,

IN ANY CAPACITY. "Hey Rahm, could you serve the wine?" The wine is now racist piss and costs $7,000,000. "Hey Rahm, could you maybe valet park the cars?" The car

People who hear about a common-sense rule or a boundary and immediately look for exceptions and defenses for why it shouldn’t really apply to them, as well as the people

When my brothers and I were old enough to be at home all summer without a babysitter while my parents were working, my dad would come home every day at

Show of hands, who else is in the "I guess I should probably start my taxes, huh" club with me? & How do you feel about a no-shame, no blame,

I had professors in film school who taught us that “a director never sits” and “an AD never sits” and also “12 hour workdays are normal” and I’d like to

PSA if you've been writing to me about how to convince your red-hat relatives to vote differently this fall: This is not a "If I could just find the right

I watched the worst movie ever this week, who wants to hear about it? It was that #365days trash-fire, mute the hashtag now if you do not want spoilers or

Fellow white friends, acquiring books (music & movies & etc) by Black creators is great + you get so much cool art!- but it’s not the same as political action

Sex is great, but have you ever had a whole day to yourself in a big city where you take your laptop somewhere and work in a busy cafe or

Thanks to whoever rec’d the “Dumpling” grocery app as an #InstacartStrike alternative - 1st experience in Chicago today worked great. It was more expensive but knowing $ are going right

Fuck anyone and everyone recruiting for unpaid interns especially right now. If you can't pay people, you can't have a business anymore, sorry I looked it up. "for college credit"What