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IN ANY CAPACITY.
"Hey Rahm, could you serve the wine?"
The wine is now racist piss and costs $7,000,000.
"Hey Rahm, could you maybe valet park the cars?"
The car parking is now outsourced to 18 shell corporations and require a complex app and key-card system. https://twitter.com/chick_in_kiev/status/1331004160678957061
"Hey Rahm, could you serve the wine?"
The wine is now racist piss and costs $7,000,000.
"Hey Rahm, could you maybe valet park the cars?"
The car parking is now outsourced to 18 shell corporations and require a complex app and key-card system. https://twitter.com/chick_in_kiev/status/1331004160678957061
Before work, "Rahmer, can you clean the gutters?"
You come home from work and Elon Musk is hanging upside down from your garage roof like a fucking bat. Rahm hands you his 1,000 page plan to privatize your driveway.
You come home from work and Elon Musk is hanging upside down from your garage roof like a fucking bat. Rahm hands you his 1,000 page plan to privatize your driveway.
"Rahm, the leaves could use raking, can you handle it?"
Your property taxes just tripled and your kids' school closed, but Rahm has sorted the leaves by color.
Your property taxes just tripled and your kids' school closed, but Rahm has sorted the leaves by color.
"Rahm, run to the store for me, we need ice."
Rahm can neither confirm nor deny that the store has an ice machine. Your dog is now the head of a public-private partnership looking into the matter.
Rahm can neither confirm nor deny that the store has an ice machine. Your dog is now the head of a public-private partnership looking into the matter.
"Rahm, the dog really likes you, can you take him for a walk?"
Rahm has a counter-proposal: Can YOU take your dog for a walk while Rahm explains to the public that dog-walking just isn't possible right now.
Rahm has a counter-proposal: Can YOU take your dog for a walk while Rahm explains to the public that dog-walking just isn't possible right now.
"Rahm, I see they were out of ice again. Do you still have the cash I left you?"
"Mr. Secretary."
"What?"
"I'm the Secretary of Failing Upward, please call me Mr. Secretary from now on."
"Mr. Secretary."
"What?"
"I'm the Secretary of Failing Upward, please call me Mr. Secretary from now on."
Rahm is #thatfuckingguy who you hire when you'd like to both not get things done and spend more money.
I would not trust him to do a Target run for new socks.
I would not trust him to do a Target run for new socks.
Rahm's Vision Board is just photos of Michael Bloomberg.
I feel like this article needs re-circulated, a lot. https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-sudden-but-well-deserved-fall-of-rahm-emanuel
When people not from here decry "Chicago-style politics" it's like 85% a racist dogwhistle.
The other 15% is us who live here having to go "Goddamnit Rahm."
The other 15% is us who live here having to go "Goddamnit Rahm."
"Rahm, can you do some laundry?"
Rahm holds a city-wide competition to have graphic design firms make a new logo, then silk-screens the winner onto all your clothes. "It's the future," he says proudly.
He is wearing your socks.
Rahm holds a city-wide competition to have graphic design firms make a new logo, then silk-screens the winner onto all your clothes. "It's the future," he says proudly.
He is wearing your socks.
Here is an even better article that needs to be re-read. https://truthout.org/articles/rahm-emanuel-wants-you-to-forget-hes-a-corrupt-failure/
