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Twitter opens office in Nigeria. Thread Office cannot get an official line because Isa Pandemic has banned registration of new sims. Lai Mohammed visits twitter office and strikes pose

Some rules for gents trying to meet new women perhaps1 - Never DM a woman twice. She saw it the first time and ignored. If you’re not worth her time

Omojuwa has led several hate campaigns against perceived political opponents on this app. Today he is crying of undeserved hatred Number one victim - @MrFixNigeria #TheSinsOfOmojuwa Still on Mr Fix

Dear Men, now that the women are offline, let’s tell ourselves some hard truths as we commemorate #InternationalTwitterMensDay You are a man. Carry yourself with composure and pride. Treat everyone

A Nigerian woman’s definition of a “good guy” in relationships. Thread. When you cheat, you’re a scum below the surface of the earth but when she cheats, there’s something wrong

A woman’s class is defined by the type of men she sleeps with, not by the type of men that want to sleep with her according to ashawo Twitter. Apparently,

Omo if slave ship from US dock for Lagos and Calabar this night e go full before midnight. Men go dey pay N500k to enter slave ship. You go see

100 WAYS NIGERIA CAN KILL YOU IN ONE DAY. A Thread. 1. You wake up in the morning, say the grace and get up to make breakfast. Police is randomly

I once attended a birthday party of a girl and because I knew that there would be “fund raising” in the name of “cutting the cake”, I went prepared. I

When I truly gave up on Nigeria was that Save The Judiciary protest for former CJN. As we were in front of ministry of justice with placards, 4 truck loads

There’s one Abuja guy, his hustle is to organize counter protest. If he hears that you want to protest against a Minister; he’ll go & collect contract to arrange counter

The tweet and the replies. Dear Abuja job seekers, beware of FESADEB Group. Abusive. Toxic. Bitter. Wicked. A mad man. The man can hire you today and fire you tomorrow.