100 WAYS NIGERIA CAN KILL YOU IN ONE DAY.

A Thread.

1. You wake up in the morning, say the grace and get up to make breakfast.

Police is randomly patrolling on your street, they shoot their guns for sport, stray bullet hit you, you die.

2. Stray bullet doesn’t hit you. You wait until they have gone, you come out to go to work. Another police group pick you up from your street that you’re an armed robber; you resist and to show them your ID card, they shoot you, you die.

3. Police doesn’t kill you that morning. You are on top Okada going to your junction to take a bus to work. A FRSC truck chasing a defaulting Danfo driver rams into your Okada. You die.

4. Your Okada doesn’t get hit. You’re in a bus going to work, a container from a trailer on the bridge above falls on top the bus, you die.

5. A container doesn’t fall on your bus. But you’re in traffic and a petrol tanker catches fire and explodes. Your bus is 6 cars behind it, you die.

6. A petrol tanker does not explode. You get to the street of your office. It’s raining heavily, there’s a flood and you’re walking in the flood to get to the office, an electric pole falls into the water, there’s power, you die.

7. You get to your office safely, the building collapses because the structure is faulty and the owner bribed government to approve it, you die.

8. Your building does not collapse. You eat expired gala for lunch. You develop complications, you die.

9. You don’t eat expired gala. You are going back home from work. SARS sees you using an iPhone, they pick you up, rob you and shoot you if you resist, you die!

Will be updating the days as they come in.