Omo if slave ship from US dock for Lagos and Calabar this night e go full before midnight.

Men go dey pay N500k to enter slave ship.

You go see slave wey go pay for first class cabin for like N2m so him go be house slave when him reach there.

Trust Nigerian Government, because of the rush, they will set up a Slave Trade Agency to coordinate and ensure that federal character is respected in the slave trade.

Every state go get slot.

You go see men dey lobby their senators to put their children for their constituency slave list.

“Distinguished, Ada can sweep an entire ranch in Texas in 1 hour. She can even cut grass better than some men in the farm”

Once some people receive their slave trade admission paper, dem go enter Canaanland go do thanksgiving.

“I have a very big God oh, he is always by my side, a very big God oh, by my side, by my side”

You go see parents dey brag for Umunna meeting for village.

“Do you know how many of my children are slaves in the US? Better mind the way you talk to me. I’m not your mate”