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I once attended a birthday party of a girl and because I knew that there would be âfund raisingâ in the name of âcutting the cakeâ, I went prepared.
I didnât carry any single dime with me and I was going to drink and have as much fun as I could.
After all na she invite me.
I didnât carry any single dime with me and I was going to drink and have as much fun as I could.
After all na she invite me.
The first fund raising attempt was âcutting the cakeâ and other men were donating to charity and passing the mic around. I no even send anybody until they made the âcutting of cakeâ compulsory and gave the mic to me.
I got up and began to prophesy good things to the celebrant as my own contribution to the cutting of cake. There were fumes from here and there but them no born anybody to beat me.
The next fundraising attempt was âDevilâs Mail Bagâ that game that will ask you to do ridiculous things or pay a fine of N1000 for not doing the things.
But Alas, I came prepared.
The bag fell on me like 4 times and each time I carried out the task perfectly.
But Alas, I came prepared.
The bag fell on me like 4 times and each time I carried out the task perfectly.
Pick a girl and remove 3 things from her body, not a problem for me. If she no want me to remove am, na she go pay.
Twerk for 3 minutes, that one no hard na. I twerked very well, I even asked the DJ to play Anaconda by Nicki Minaj so the twerk will enter well.
Twerk for 3 minutes, that one no hard na. I twerked very well, I even asked the DJ to play Anaconda by Nicki Minaj so the twerk will enter well.
Kiss someone of the same gender with you. Ahh, my brother, bring mouth make we kiss, he didnât agree so he paid.
Pick any girl and suck her breast. LMFAOOOOOO. Aunty, open the bra or pay fine.
Pick any girl and suck her breast. LMFAOOOOOO. Aunty, open the bra or pay fine.
The Aunty was like, so you really want to suck my breast? Me? Suck free breast or pay fine of N1000? Please remove the bra. She no gree.
They noticed that there was no way I was going to pay any fine, so one girl picked me when they told her to bring out the penis of any guy and give him a blow job.
LMFAOOOOOO. Immediately she picked me, I voluntarily started zipping down so she can reach freely and bring it out. I am not ashamed of my penis, dear. Na God give me. Na the girl begin fear sef, which kind boy be this?
Should I bring it out myself? Ok. I brought it out. Party and Devilâs Mail Bag ended immediately.
It is not me you will use your birthday to do fundraising.
It is not me you will use your birthday to do fundraising.
