A Nigerian woman’s definition of a “good guy” in relationships.

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When you cheat, you’re a scum below the surface of the earth but when she cheats, there’s something wrong with you because women don’t cheat except you did something wrong.

So don’t cheat.
If she catches you cheating, the relationship is over.

But if you catch her cheating, you must talk to her and understand how she feels and what made her cheat. Find out if you did something wrong then forgive her.
She’s incapable of lying to you. If she says she’s at her girl’s place and you find out she’s somewhere else, you are a stalker and a weirdo.
If you spend money on her or buy her expensive gifts, it is not a guarantee of her being with you. However, you dare not leave her if she spends on you. You are a gold digger and she should take back everything she bought for you.
When she dumps you for a richer man, you should man up and accept that even if you didn’t do anything wrong, the other man is better and she wants the best for herself. But you can’t leave her for same reason because no woman out there is better than her.
You are very wrong and insensitive if you accept gifts from other women who like you and it is an indication that you’re cheating but she can handle her emotions better and receiving gifts from other suitors don’t mean anything.
Finally, when you two break up, she can get married after one month but if you flaunt another woman after 3 months then you are scum.
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