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I have coffee and a moment, so I guess it's time to start reading Trump's appellate brief to the Third Circuit today.https://beta.documentcloud.org/documents/20415984-trumpbriefpaca3apl112320 First thought:This is a very narrow appe

I see people are sharing a strange house in Louisville.I remember once going to a house party in Louisville that was held in the house of a strange little man.

I want to elaborate on this.Do you know what the Mailbox Rule is?https://twitter.com/boozybadger/status/1294396989644378115 It’s a contract common law rule that day is a majority of jurisdictions if you mail an

I was raised Southern Baptist.Now, to be clear, being baptized is supposed to be a choice in the Southern Baptist church. You’re supposed to feel the Lord moving through you,

"The ARSONISTS in Portland."I'm glad you brought this up. See, Arson has a specific legal meaning. At common law, before statutory penal codes, the crime of arson was strictly limited

I absolutely know what a receipt for the Greater Philly Chapter of the ALS Association looks like.And what their logo looks like.You do NOT fuck with the charity. Here’s a

Not gonna dignify the "UwU but wevewse wacism!" guy with a screenshot. Just gonna say, as a white guy from the south, suck it the fuck up, buttercup. Accept that

Folks, I have had just flat out enough.I’m tired of POC clients who got stopped for something an officer let a dozen white folks skate past on.I’m tired of POC

Me, discovering time travel: “Past me, I have come to answer questions about our FUTURE!”Past Me: “Do I become a respected lawyer?”Me: “You do!”Past Me: “Aweso-“Me: “To furries. Furries respect

There is apparently a card circulating for people who do not want to wear facemasks. The card states they have a medical condition that prevents them from wearing a facemask,

Okay.My spouse is asleep and I discovered a small locally owned folk instrument shop that’s doing curbside pickups which MAY have a McSpadden dulcimer on sale for $500.You must stop

I’ve decided I need to commission art based on Parks & Rec, but with Boozy as Ron Swanson and @QuotationMarkBB as Leslie Knope. Because let’s be honest, this is the