I’ve decided I need to commission art based on Parks & Rec, but with Boozy as Ron Swanson and @QuotationMarkBB as Leslie Knope.

Because let’s be honest, this is the dynamic of our relationship.

The Otter is definitely the more excited one who wants to get shit done and is stoked to do it.

I, on the other hand....

Seriously. You folks have no idea how often the Otter is like “You need to stream, people are waiting on you,” and I’m like “I just want to take off my pants and eat steak.”

I would get nothing done if it wasn’t for this annoying, excitable water weasel I married.