Me, discovering time travel: “Past me, I have come to answer questions about our FUTURE!”
Past Me: “Do I become a respected lawyer?”
Me: “You do!”
Past Me: “Aweso-“
Me: “To furries. Furries respect you as a lawyer.”
Past Me: “...Like from that CSI episo-“
Me: “LISTEN...”
Past Me: “Do I become a respected lawyer?”
Me: “You do!”
Past Me: “Aweso-“
Me: “To furries. Furries respect you as a lawyer.”
Past Me: “...Like from that CSI episo-“
Me: “LISTEN...”
Past Me: “So you’re saying we fall ass backwards into the whole furry thing?”
Me: “Yep.”
Past Me: “And we enjoy it?”
Me: “Sure do!”
Past Me: “And people don’t really fuck in the animal costumes?”
Me: “...”
Past Me: “...”
Me: “...Did I mention the Cubs win the series?”
Me: “Yep.”
Past Me: “And we enjoy it?”
Me: “Sure do!”
Past Me: “And people don’t really fuck in the animal costumes?”
Me: “...”
Past Me: “...”
Me: “...Did I mention the Cubs win the series?”
Past Me: “So the whole fursuit thing...”
Me: “Don’t you want to ask about lotto numbers or something?
Past Me: “Dude, you just told me we become a lawyer, then somehow that leads to us doing comedy for cartoon characters. I’m sure we’re not destined to win the lotto.”
Me: “Don’t you want to ask about lotto numbers or something?
Past Me: “Dude, you just told me we become a lawyer, then somehow that leads to us doing comedy for cartoon characters. I’m sure we’re not destined to win the lotto.”
Past Me: “Does this thing make us well known?”
Me: “Well, we get a lot of twitter followers.”
Past Me: “...what’s Twitter?”
Me: “A microblogging site where the President spouts conspiracy theories about the pandemic and others treat them as fact.”
Past Me: “Cool...wait what?”
Me: “Well, we get a lot of twitter followers.”
Past Me: “...what’s Twitter?”
Me: “A microblogging site where the President spouts conspiracy theories about the pandemic and others treat them as fact.”
Past Me: “Cool...wait what?”
Past Me: “THERE’S A FUCKING PANDEMIC?”
Me: “Oh yeah. Massive. Lots of people die and get sick. It shuts down the country for a couple months. But you know what makes it worse?”
Past Me: “...is it that you can’t go see furries?”
Me: “WE CAN’T GO SEE FURRIES.”
Me: “Oh yeah. Massive. Lots of people die and get sick. It shuts down the country for a couple months. But you know what makes it worse?”
Past Me: “...is it that you can’t go see furries?”
Me: “WE CAN’T GO SEE FURRIES.”
Past Me: “You’re really calm about the ‘deadly pandemic’ thing.”
Me: “After a near-war with Iran, the impeachment, Murder Hornets, and Australia burning, I have a trouble getting worked up.”
Past Me: “...I’m gonna guess ‘Murder Hornets’ aren’t a furry thing?”
Me: “Not YET.”
Me: “After a near-war with Iran, the impeachment, Murder Hornets, and Australia burning, I have a trouble getting worked up.”
Past Me: “...I’m gonna guess ‘Murder Hornets’ aren’t a furry thing?”
Me: “Not YET.”