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#FourChildhoodToys I wish I kept... These would be my next 4... I REALLY wanted this as a kid... I had hundreds of these... would spend HOURS standing them up as

Alright, little nostalgic thread of TV programs I used to watch as a kid... First up: ‘The Adventure Game’A precursor to ‘The Crystal Maze’. Where contestants had to complete logic

DM: ‘You come to large wooden door’Cat: ‘I knock at the door’DM: ‘An orc opens it and growls at you to come in’Cat: ‘I do nothing’DM ‘He growls at you

‘Cockland’ starts next week on BBC 1 - 9pm. ‘When dead bodies start piling up in the sleepy fishing town of Lowestoft, Detective Matt Hancock is the man entrusted to

DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’Cat: ‘I do nothing.’DM ‘He asks you to come

Want me to give your pet an alignment? Tag me with their picture, and this DM will judge accordingly... (N.B. This DM’s alignment choice is final... though I will accept

Lawful Good Ranger... Lawful Neutral Ranger... Lawful Evil Ranger... Neutral Good Ranger... True Neutral Ranger... Neutral Evil Ranger... Chaotic Good Ranger... Chaotic Neutral Ranger... Chaotic Evil Ranger...

Lawful Good Rogue... Chaotic Evil Rogue... Chaotic Neutral Rogue... Chaotic Good Rogue... True Neutral Rogue... Neutral Evil Rogue... Neutral Good Rogue... Lawful Neutral Rogue... Lawful Evil Rogue...

DM: ‘The barman hands you your drinks and demands £15’Fighter: ‘For three cokes?!’Wizard: ‘I cast Charm Barman’DM: ‘He seems immune’Bard: ‘I’ll play a tune-‘DM: ‘The Barman says no busking’Bard: ‘I