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EXCUSE ME WE SENT WHO WHERE FOR WHAT????? I need more of this, give me Helen Mirren’s Crazy Madagascar Antics and Joan Plowright’s Tibetan Trek and Eileen Atkins in the

Yesterday I suddenly remembered the worst costume I ever had (for so many reasons): in October of 1999, I went to my very first Halloween party thrown by Cool Girls.

Hello welcome back to my Jurassic Park Ted Talk. Today we are discussing why this is the most perfect monologue in modern cinema no don’t at me with any of

“What if the Matrix is real, but like, the robots made the movie to make us think it’s not.”~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~https://twitter.com/iamHectorDiaz/status/1111889841946415106 “If cows had hands, would they milk

“I can rinse your hair out in my sink or you can let the purple sit a little longer and then rinse it out at home. It’s easy, just make

Not only is this just the least productive framing possible (why is it a comparative situation?) but being impressed by Pete’s post-primary actions is such a weird analysis given that

I can’t wait for the @yourewrongabout episode on the Presidential Fitness Test, where the entire premise was “Hey kids, you’ve never run a mile before but you’re going to today

*cracks knuckles, opens Notes*It’s 10pm and and I’m read a 232 page budget analysis by the LA Department of Disability, so you damn well better believe I’m gonna make a

I’m uncomfortable sharing a locker room with anyone who spends more time thinking about a stranger’s genitals than they do trying to remember their locker combination.Spaces are not less safe

Hello, this is a “True Lies” fan account now. Me, delighted: He’s going to ride a horse through a hotel. I’m going to lie awake for hours tonight thinking about

If The Wolf of Wall Street was nominated for five Academy Awards, Hustlers should be nominated for six. If Dame Judy Dench could win an Oscar for her eight minutes