If The Wolf of Wall Street was nominated for five Academy Awards, Hustlers should be nominated for six.

If Dame Judy Dench could win an Oscar for her eight minutes in Shakespeare in Love, then Cardi B deserves one for her performance in Hustlers.

If Phil Collins could win a Best Original Song Oscar for “You’ll Be in My Heart” then Lizzo should get one for her New Fake Boobs flute solo in Hustlers.

Jonah Hill was nominated for the drug overdose scene? Nominate Lili Reinhart for vomiting like a doe-eyed Lucille Ball.

This award season, nominate the movie that Magic Johnson and Cookie “really enjoyed”. https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/1172977069430411264?s=20