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“What if the Matrix is real, but like, the robots made the movie to make us think it’s not.”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~ https://twitter.com/iamHectorDiaz/status/1111889841946415106

https://twitter.com/iamHectorDiaz/status/1111889841946415106

“If cows had hands, would they milk themselves?”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“Do dolphins ever jump out of the water cuz they don’t want to be wet?”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“Yeah, I’m cool. I’m just thinking about how Barney’s purple and Dinger’s purple, but Baby Bop’s green.”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“If we had pinkies where our thumbs are, how would we use scissors?”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“EEEEEEEE EEEE EEEEEEE. That’s ‘I don’t want to be wet’ in dolphin.”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“Nah man, when they say ‘you can check out any time you like but you can never leave,’ it’s like, maybe the hotel is inside your head.”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“It’s crazy, bro. Doesn’t matter what language you say it in, it’s still ‘Dodgers.’”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~ https://twitter.com/losdodgers/status/1113233365963034624?s=21

https://twitter.com/losdodgers/status/1113233365963034624?s=21

“Bro, do you think bobbleheads ever want to say no?”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“You ever think about how knees are just elbows for your legs?”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“If someone else is getting one, is it called an MRU?”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“You ever think about how it’s called a walk but we have to run anyway?”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~ https://twitter.com/dodgers/status/1119032781185503233?s=21

https://twitter.com/dodgers/status/1119032781185503233?s=21

“Sometimes I think, like, we forget things that happen all the time, and then we made an app that takes videos and forgets them.”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“Do they call it a come from behind win because it feels really good?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“The ash, man. It looked like snow.

What if Dany winter? But like, the only one who can stop her ... is Snow?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“The New York Mets. The New York Jets. The New York Nets.

Whoa.”

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“You ever wonder, like, why are they called hot dogs if there’s no such thing as cold dogs.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bro. Joc. Bro. Bro. I just realized. They’re the Phillies. Like the cheesesteak.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Joc: When you close the fridge, where does the light go?
Cody: Bro, I don’t know, but do you ever look at the sun and think like, maybe it’s just a big light in a fridge? Like, maybe the Earth is a fridge and we’re just the cheese.

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“So like, ok, Dugie said Arby’s is actually RBs. Like roast beef. What if BK is actually BeeKay like beef cakes. Because burgers are like cakes. Of beef.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“No man, I’m pretty sure it was called the Mile High city before weed was legalized.” - Nolan Arenado

~Deep Thoughts With Cody Bellinger~

“Oh snap, bro, my bad. I was thinking about how they dug up a dinosaur skeleton here, and like, maybe one day future dinosaurs will dig up a baseball stadium.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~ https://twitter.com/dodgers/status/1145142407274438659?s=21

https://twitter.com/dodgers/status/1145142407274438659?s=21

“Oh snap, it’s called a walk-off cuz we walk off the field after.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

. @adamamin: Cody, you said you’re feeling “mad Smashmouth” about the All-Star team. Can you elaborate?
Cody: Yeah, man, cuz at first I was like, hey now, I’m an all star. And like, I want to get the game on and get paid, yknow?

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

”An earthquake is like when the ground makes an error.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

https://twitter.com/dodgers/status/1148030295460864001?s=21 Why do they call it a monitor if I’m the one watching it? Like, when you think about it, *I’m* the monitor.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

https://twitter.com/dodgers/status/1148030295460864001?s=21

“If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil is made from vegetables and baby oil is made from babies then what were the Houston Oilers made from?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Sometimes I wonder if the sun feels left out because people are always like ‘Oh look at the moon’ but like no one ever stares at the sun, y’know? [pause] Like, it must be sad.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Nah think about it, if I could read peoples minds, I’d never be eating dinner alone.“

“Metal, man. I don’t want to be plastic. Forky is plastic and look how tripped out he is all the time.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“The photographer was like ‘Cody point at yourself’ but I was like, nah man, that’s not me, that’s just my reflection. Because like, you can’t be yourself and your reflection, yknow? But then I was like, what if I’m the reflection.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Damn, bruh.”
~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~ https://twitter.com/jbrissett12/status/1148958061358460928?s=21

https://twitter.com/jbrissett12/status/1148958061358460928?s=21

“I’m just saying, like, Ariel never had legs then suddenly she knows how to walk? Bro Poppy’s like mad smart and she still can’t walk.

*pause*

I bet when Ursula gives her legs, she downloads it into her brain, like how Neo learns Kung-fu.“

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Oh shit bro, what if Ariel knows kung fu?

*pause*

Nah, cuz she would’ve used it to kill Ursula during the wedding. Bro, that would’ve been tight.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“So I was like, if Simba’s dad is Darth Vader then Simba’s a Jedi. And Dugie was like, that’s stupid, lions can’t be Jedi, but I was like, yeah lions can’t sing either, but Beyoncé is a lion.

Then Dugie said he’d totally bone Nala.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I feel bad the beach balls. Like, they don’t know what’s happening. They get blown up and they get thrown around and they’re probably all dizzy and then they get popped and like, that’s their whole life. Right there.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~ https://twitter.com/seawitched/status/1152773745041215488?s=21

https://twitter.com/seawitched/status/1152773745041215488?s=21

“Their name is The The Angels Angels of Anaheim, man. Been thinking about that since the sixth inning.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I’m just saying it doesn’t make sense. Like, how can she steal a whole pyramid, bro? Where’s she going to hide it? Under her fancy hat? You can’t sell the pyramids. Bro I’m telling you, Carmen San Diego was framed. She’s mad hot, tho.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“BRO. BRO. WHERE DO YOU EVEN SELL A PYRAMID, BRO. MY HOMIE SKINNY JEFF’S BROTHER GOT CAUGHT WITH AN EIGHTH AND WENT TO JAIL, YOU THINK CARMEN SAN DIEGO CAN JUST BE LIKE YO BUY MY PYRAMID? NO. BRO, IT DOESNT

MAKE

SENSE

.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“BRO. BRO. WHERE DO YOU EVEN SELL A PYRAMID, BRO. MY HOMIE SKINNY JEFF’S BROTHER GOT CAUGHT WITH AN EIGHTH AND WENT TO JAIL, YOU THINK CARMEN SAN DIEGO CAN JUST BE LIKE YO BUY MY PYRAMID? NO. BRO, IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE .”~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

https://twitter.com/birdnoteradio/status/1154017196517072896?s=21 “Do they smell like tangerines? Or do tangerines smell like them?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

https://twitter.com/birdnoteradio/status/1154017196517072896?s=21

“Everyone’s always like oh, Smurfette’s the only girl they’re all smashing her, but like, what if Smurfs are like bees and Smurfette’s the queen?

[indistinct yelling]

Yo Dugie I know, I know you’d smash her. She’s mad hot.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“When you think about it, all food is finger food.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Everyone’s all like oh, playing baseball isn’t rocket science, but like, we’re always talking about launch angle, right? Y’know who else thinks about launch angle?

Rocket scientists. Boom.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bro your name is David Vasseigh and your job is talking. It’s like, what if my name was Cody HitsBaseballs...enger.

[long pause]

Cody Baseballenger. That’d be tight.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Look man, Pooh doesn’t wear pants. Donald doesn’t wear pants. Daisy doesn’t wear pants. Chip and Dale don’t wear pants.

Why’s Goofy the only one who gets fully dressed? A shirt and pants? What’s he doing? Where’s he gotta be?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Pluto’s all sad, like, he maybe he wants to wear pants, but Mickey doesn’t let him.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“It makes sense, man. You put your hat over your heart so it’s like your heart is wearing a hat. During the National Anthem, your heart’s your brain cuz it’s feeling all proud and shit. It’s totally honoring the flag.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bruh Chris told me they have wrestling in the Olympics but like ... does that mean the gymnastics is fake too?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Cody just beat me at my own game. https://twitter.com/boyslnbiue/status/1162782646826688513?s=21

https://twitter.com/boyslnbiue/status/1162782646826688513?s=21

“If you think about it, the bullpen cart is an SUV.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bro, you know how I’ve been hitting good since I started wearing Brant’s pants? Well, he’s the hitting coach, right?

I’ve been thinking. If I wear Honey’s pants, maybe I could be like, a really good pitcher.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Did my pants slide down? Or did My body slide up?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“So like, there’s a high five and there’s a low five .... if you think about it, a shaking hands is kind of like a middle five.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Chris says there’s something ineffable about this team, but I dunno. I mean, I think we’re a pretty good looking group of guys.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

”At first i was like, it’s weird that they play in Canada but they’re in the American League. Then I started thinking about it, and like, maybe deep down, we’re all Americans, y’know? And that’s kind of beautiful.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“If we’re wearing all-white uniforms, are we still the Boys In Blue?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Nah man, I’m not ok. Like, I know it’s the circle of life and everything, but do you think they had a funeral for Mufasa? Or did they just let all the other animals eat him?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“We’re all in boxes, man. The hospital puts you in a box when you’re born and you spend your whole life trying to break out. You gotta expand your mind beyond the box, it’s the only way.”

~Deep Thoughts with Hunter Pence~ https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/1165307854137565184?s=21

https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/1165307854137565184?s=21

“Look man, as long as it works, I’m gonna keep doing it. Would I call them superstitions? I dunno, bro, I mean, who decides what’s a superstition and what’s just a regular-stition?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~
https://twitter.com/billplunkettocr/status/1165413503026352130?s=21

https://twitter.com/billplunkettocr/status/1165413503026352130?s=21

“It’s funny that they’re called the Padres because like, in American “pa” means dad, so like, their name is the Dadres.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Orel’s always talking about going to Bowling Green. I didn’t know he was a two-sport athlete.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Guys. Guys. Ok. So you know how like, there’s a “u” in four and then there’s no “u” in forty?

You’re probably always like, where does the extra “u” go, right?

That’s why England people spell “color” funny. They’re using the extra “u”s.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

<whispering> “ok so like, I was playing Star Wars Battlefront last night, and bro, I realized, umpires? One letter away from empire. Like, the Evil Empire.

They’re the Evil Umpire. Get it?

Shit, he’s looking over here, be cool, be cool.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Doc’s always saying, like, play smarter not harder and I’m always like, bro, what? But like -

*counts on fingers*

I think I get it. Is this that sabermattress thing?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

https://twitter.com/waytoocrisp/status/1168331426623840259?s=21

https://twitter.com/waytoocrisp/status/1168331426623840259?s=21

“If he wasn’t like, really really good, would his name be Gavin Regular?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I was thinking about it, and like, a potato’s a baked potato when you put it in the oven, right?

So if you think about it, anything is a baking sheet once it’s in the oven.

Also my mom said you can have her Bed Beth and Beyond coupons.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Kersh: You know how people are like “It’s Kershaw Day?” When it happens on Sundays, do you think the sun gets mad & is like “No, it’s Me Day?”

Martin: You eat those gummies in Cody’s locker?

Kersh: I just, I don’t want to make the sun mad.

~Deep Thoughts With Clayton Kershaw~

“I’m telling you, what if Scrooge McDuck and Darkwing Duck and Daffy Duck and Donald Duck are all the same but in different universes, like Into the Spider-verse? Bro, I’d watch the shit out of that.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“And so I was like ‘Oh yeah well if you’re the Giants why isn’t Aaron Judge playing?’ And then Buster was like, ‘Because he’s on the Yankees.’

And then I was like, ‘Oh, you mean he’s on the Real Giants?’”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“They call it Clinchmas because like, you only get presents if you’ve been good.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I don’t get it, New York’s called the Big Apple but the Apple Store at the Americana is way bigger than the ones they have here.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“His head’s a baseball, man. We hit little his heads out of the park. I’m not - I can’t, man. It’s freaking me out, hitting tiny Mr Met heads.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“No one’s ever like ‘let’s do an outfield visit, see how Belli’s doing.’ I mean, yeah, I’m cool, just thinking about how it’s called YouTube but there’s no tubes, but like, they don’t know that. Maybe I want a visit.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~ https://twitter.com/chadmoriyama/status/1174195930419138562?s=21

https://twitter.com/chadmoriyama/status/1174195930419138562?s=21

“Sometimes, I throw my glove up and when I catch it I pretend my hand’s an even bigger glove. Cause like, it’s ironic that I’m trying to catch the thing I catch things with, y’know?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Why do you go to sleep, but you take a nap? Where do you take the nap to?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“When you think about it, all mountains are Rocky Mountains.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger

“So I’m like, Thumper, I get because his foot thumps. And Flower’s all ironic right, because she’s a skunk. But what does Bambi mean?

And then I realized, maybe it’s like ‘bam, his mom is dead.’”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Nah bro, they’re calling him Babe Ryu cuz a pitcher hitting home runs is like a pig that can read.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I bet it’s called Petco Park because we’re always chasing after balls.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Joc:

It’s snack time not nap time it’s gonna eat my snack time

Cody: What if snacks are the real meals and breakfast lunch and dinner are actually snacks?

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Joc: It’s snack time not nap time it’s gonna eat my snack timeCody: What if snacks are the real meals and breakfast lunch and dinner are actually snacks? ~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Mom’s like oh you gotta pitch in around the house but like when you pitch you throw things out - oh she wants me to clean my room.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“‘Why do they say put your hat on your head and not put your head in the hat?’

Oh boy, I took Belli’s hat again by accident.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Tuesday’s just an idea, yknow? It’s like it’s only Tuesday because we said it’s Tuesday. So if you think about it, any day can be Taco Tuesday.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bruh I never even thought of this. What if the sun’s all hot because it’s looking super close to try to watch the game but then we shut the roof and it’s all sad it can’t watch?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Doc: Well, Belli, I’ve never really thought about it before, but I guess it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense that someone would buy both peanuts and Cracker Jacks.

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bruh why would you be a pitcher when you can talk to animals? Or is that like, only something his dad can do?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Cody asked me earlier if I thought Toomgis ever accidentally ate his hot dog fingers.

And then he asked if Toomgis thinks it’s weird that we all just eat his fingers during games.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Hahaha bro I totally forgot I asked JT about the hot dog fingers. It’s cool, I figured it out, he just calls them hot dog fingers like how Ríos doesn’t really have an eggplant.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I picked it cuz he’s the GOAT. Then I was like, what if he’s playing The Show with a Me jersey?

And then like, what if we both got hit by lightning and switched bodies in real life? That’d be sick, bro.“

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I’m gonna call mine MooMoo, cause gold gloves are kind of like Thor’s hammer, but for baseball. I mean, they’re really heavy and hard to play with, so like, only some people can hold them.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“But like, if there were 7 of me on a team, would all of us be the MVP? Or would it just be the Me in the middle, cuz he’s the biggest?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bruh this is dope, I look like a superhero. That’d be hard though, cuz like, what if someone needed rescuing and I was at bat? Maybe I‘d hit a home run and the ball would go so far it would hit the bad guy. I bet Mike Trout can’t do that.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“People are like, oh, I’m not about that Hollywood lifestyle, but like, bro, neither am I. Traffic’s so bad over there, I’d be like ‘Yo Doc, I can’t get to the game cuz Elmo’s fighting Jack Sparrow in the street again.’”

“I bet it’s called a tux cuz you tuck in your shirt.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“They say ‘Don’t hate the player, hate the game,’ but the game wouldn’t exist without players.”

~Deep Thoughts with Kiké Hernández~

“Your last name’s Betts which is mad ironic cuz betting’s not allowed. It’d be like if Bregman was named Bangman.

Oh snap, Bangman, that’s a good one.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bro, kangaroos can’t have courts, there’s no kangaroo judges. Unless it’s that one kangaroo from Kangaroo Jack, that one was mad smart stealing the money.

Oh snap I just got the title. Kangaroo Jack, like it jacked the money.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

What if golf balls are like those little alien guys in Toy Story and they’re all in the bucket like ‘pick me pick me’ but then you pick them and they don’t know that getting hit hurts so the whoosh sound is them screaming like ‘AHHHHH.’”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“You think giraffes ever look at us and are like ‘whoa, their necks are so short?’”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Owls are always asking ‘who?’ but they’re never asking ‘why?’l

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“At first I was like, ‘How does Toomgis wash his hands if his fingers are made of hot dogs?’ because like the hot water would cook them, right?

Then I was like, ‘oh, that’s what they’re doing with all the Dodger Dogs no one’s eating.’”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bruh I was watching Tiger King and was like ‘dope I can get one of those mini tigers for like 2k.’

Then Chris was like, ‘yo you know there’s no mini tigers there’s just like babies that get big, right?’

So. Guess I got a tiger now.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Cody asked if I thought the mascots missed us. And I said, ‘Belli, there’s people inside the costumes.’ And he said he knew, but he wondered if the costumes missed having people in them.

And I didn’t like that. Didn’t like that thought at all.”

~Deep Thoughts with Max Muncy~

Wishing I could edit the tweet to tag him, but photo credit for the Muncy pic: @JaredRavich

“I was on Zoom with Cali and she was like ‘why did the pony go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little hoarse!’

And bro, I’ve been worrying about that pony all day, like, what if he has a pony disease . Poor little -

Oh snap, horse.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Why’s it called ‘having a catch’ when you’re throwing the ball away?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bro and like if you crack the spacesuit when you’re in space you end up all scrambled. Whoa.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Chris was telling me that the ‘quar’ in quarantine means 4. And you know what comes after teen? 20.

I’m just saying, like, everyone’s all excited that today’s 4/20, but if you think about it, every day is 4/20.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Look man, I’m just saying, I bet in the Beast’s castle there’s like, a toilet plunger who sad no one will let him sing in the dining room with everyone else.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Why’d they call it a Twitch stream? They should’ve called it Twatch.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Is it still called Off Air if I’m listening to it with AirPods?”

https://twitter.com/joe_davis/status/1255594584802918401?s=21 https://twitter.com/Joe_Davis/status/1255594584802918401

https://twitter.com/joe_davis/status/1255594584802918401?s=21

“Nah, I’m not worried about when baseball’s back. Cuz like, I realized, the Korean teams played during the day but it’s night here.

So all we have to do is ask them when the US can start playing again, and they’ll tell us from the future.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I mean, if you think about it, doesn’t salmon always have seafood stuffing?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I bet they called it Zoom cuz our voices zoom through the internet tubes.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I was watching Field of Dreams and Simba’s dad was like ‘If you build it they will come’ and I was like ‘yo he’s gonna build a Death Star,’ but he just built a baseball field, and I don’t know, I think more people would go see a Death Star.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“The carts are gunna be so confused like what if someone came up and just started wiping you down, telling you you’re dirty? I mean, Dugie showed me a video that started like that, but I don’t think grocery carts can do what the people did.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“You ever think about how fractals are small versions of a larger pattern but then they’re also the larger pattern for a smaller fractal? And like, a fractal doesn’t know it’s a fractal so we could all just be fractals inside bigger us-es?”

~Deep Thoughts with Andrew Friedman~

$“You ever think about how fractals are small versions of a larger pattern but then they’re also the larger pattern for a smaller fractal? And like, a fractal doesn’t know it’s a fractal so we could all just be fractals inside bigger us-es?”~Deep Thoughts with Andrew Friedman~$

“It’s media day, and like, you’re taking picture of me. So today is Me-día.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I feel bad for tongues, bro. Like, tasting is smelling but with your mouth. Tongues have to taste everything, they don’t get to decide what they don’t want to taste. That’s why I brush my teeth with Axe Man Paste.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~
https://twitter.com/bymccullough/status/1281347049477279746?s=21

https://twitter.com/bymccullough/status/1281347049477279746?s=21

Ross: You call for a pitch cuz you think it’ll get a good result. And you buy a call on a stock if you think the stock will get good results. And with both, if you make a bad call, you get hit.

Corey: Did Cody -
Kersh: Yep. Brought brownies.

~Deep Thoughts with Ross Stripling~

“I’m just saying, like, if everything is cake, then nothing is cake because cake is everything. Anyway. Yeah, Chris made a cake for my birthday. Next question?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“So I was, uh, hanging out with Cody, and it’s ironic that my name’s Wood, right? Because I’m a pitcher, and when you put some wood on it, that’s a hit.

If you think about it, I should be Alex Whiff.

Yeah. Alex Whiff. They can call me Whiffy.”

~Deep Thoughts with Alex Wood~

“Bro, look, I know Strip is gonna be like ‘blah blah blah investments and 409k’ or whatever, but I’m telling you, man. Fill a pool with gold coins. Scrooge McDuck did it and he’s mad good with money.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Chris was like ‘yo you have to wash the bath mat’ and I realized, bath mats are like the floor’s towel.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Chris told me that Lion King is based on Hamlet. That’s crazy, bro. Taking a movie about a talking pig and making it about lions.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Yeah the crowd noise is cool but I feel bad for the stadium ghosts, yknow? Like they hear all these people yelling and the ghosts are like ‘oh new friends, dope’ but then they can’t find them.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Max: So you’re saying -

Cody: Look. Bro. One more time. The Pillsbury Doughboy’s got a chef’s hat. What’s he baking? Dough. What’s he made of? Dough. He’s a cannibal, bro.

“I bet people are like, ‘I know it like the back of my hand’ because all the lines on the front make it way harder to remember.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~
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“At first I was like, why do they say you’ve got a hot bat or a cold bat, but then I realized it’s cuz if the bat is cold, it’s still asleep in the cave, so you just gotta wake it up and then it starts flying around and it gets all warm.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Been thinking about the moon a lot. The sun’s like, ‘Don’t look at me, I’m too bright’ but the moon’s always like, ‘Nah, I got you. Now you can see things at night and Doc won’t get mad if you look at me too long.’ The moon’s a real one.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Cody: Ok so like, in the Flintstones some of the dinosaurs do jobs, right? Like the bird that plays records is always like ‘awk it’s a living.’

Mookie: But Dino -

Cody: Thats what I’m *saying,* bro. They pay Dino to pretend to be a dog.

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I felt like I was getting my timing - oh snap, I bet they’re called Lunchables cuz if your mom gives you one, you’re able to have lunch.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“It’s crazy that sun is spelled ‘sun’ cuz like, the ‘n’ is just a ‘u’ that’s setting.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

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“Sometimes I’m like, why’s it still called a home run even when you’re away? But I think it’s cuz you’re making yourself at home in their stadium.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“That’s sick. It’s like a music video but with me. A me-sic video. Heh. Me-sick.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Kyle: Is Cody -
Corey: Yeah, it’s just how he is.
Kyle: He asked if I ever think about how having a little brother is sort of like when you buy a new iPhone & it’s way better but you don’t get rid of your old one in case you drop the new one.

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Belli said, it’s funny I have so many strikeouts ‘cus when you get rejected by a girl it’s called ‘striking out.’ So really, since I’ve been with Ellen since 7th grade, I don’t have any strikeouts.

And y’know what? He’s not wrong.”

~Deep Thoughts with Clayton Kershaw~

“Like, there’s these big signs saying don’t sit, but like the benches don’t know why we can’t be sitting on them. So I’m just trying to send the benches good vibes.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Na na na na na na na na.

Batman.”

~Deep Thoughts with Joc Pederson~

“I was so confused, I didn’t know where the ball was going. Then I was like, when it gets hit, I bet the ball doesn’t know where it’s going either.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I’ve been trying to figure out why they call it The Bubble, and I think it’s ‘cause The Bubble keeps us healthy like we’re in a soap bubble but the air’s sticky like we’re in a gum bubble.”

~Deep Thoughts with JR Smith~

“So like, here’s the thing. Every time I do the ‘What’s In the Box’ game, Erick tells me I can’t guess air.

But like, that’s what’s in the box, so technically, I’m not wrong.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Look, Belli’s going to tell you that the reason Toomgis can’t leave the AMPM is because he uses the hot dog rollers to keep his fingers fresh. And sure, it’s gonna ruin hot dogs for you, but ... he might have a point.”

~Deep Thoughts with Chris Taylor~

“I just think he’s pretty famous, like he’s dating JLo and everything. Shouldn’t we call him TheRod?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“It’s cold as hell to build the new park across the street from the old one. Like it’s all sad and empty, watching us play in the new stadium, and like, it can’t just walk away. It’s a building, where’s it gonna go?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Yeah, I know buffalo wings don’t come from buffalos. C’mon, Doc, I’m not stupid. Bro, look how small buffalo wings are. You think that’s gonna make a buffalo fly? Nah, bro.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Ok so like, Toomgis gets his name cuz it means ‘Too much good stuff,’ but like, is that because the AM/PM has too much good stuff? Or is it cuz he’s made from too much good stuff?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“It’s called a check swing cuz you gotta check to see if they saw you swing.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I mean, I can’t say anything cuz I can’t hear what they’re saying, and like, if you think about it, that’s part of the problem with the world, right? People talking but no one can hear what anyone’s saying.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“When Coach Taylor’s all ‘Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose,’ I really felt that cuz like, you need to be able to see the ball, right? And if your heart’s not full of blood, you’re gonna lose.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“But like, a mask is like a headband for germs.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Everyone’s all, we need robot umps, but bro, I don’t know man. Like what if Siri tells the ump that you don’t say thank you? Then the robot ump’s all mad, now they’re calling strikes, and you can’t argue cuz that’s how The Terminator starts.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Nah, I’m cool here, just thinking about how birds probably look at airplanes and think it’s another bird showing off how fast it can go.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bruh, we clinched the division which is mad ironic cuz Chris told me a clinch is like a super close hug and Rob Manatee said we couldn’t do that this year.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I’m just saying, like, why’s it called tuna fish? It’s redundant, bro. No one’s all ‘oh is it tuna fish or tuna cow’ right?

Oh snap, tuna cow, that’s what Chris gets when he orders tuna steak. My bad, yo.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~
(c/o @Ned2point0)

“So I was like when the lights are on, the power’s going out of the light, right? But here, it’s like, we don’t know where the power went, right? And when your girl’s mad and she leaves and you’re like ‘where you going?’ And she’s like ‘Out.’”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Yo ok ok I’m going but first, like, here’s the thing. The Big Swing is hosted by Ross “Chicken Strip” Stripling and ... Cooper. Where do you keep chickens? In a coop.

Bro, The Big Swing’s hosted by a Chicken and a Coop.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

(

by @atf13atf)

“Yo ok ok I’m going but first, like, here’s the thing. The Big Swing is hosted by Ross “Chicken Strip” Stripling and ... Cooper. Where do you keep chickens? In a coop.Bro, The Big Swing’s hosted by a Chicken and a Coop.”~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~ ( by @atf13atf)

“What if ghosts only go ‘booOOoOoo’ cause they think we’re bad at being alive?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

(

c/o @heyimhannahlee)

“Bruh, I’ve just been thinking about the old stadium, right? And how it’s all sad, and then I was like, thinking about how all the cutouts don’t know they’re gonna get thrown away. But like, what if we put all the cutouts in the old stadium?”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I’m just saying, like, the cutouts would be all happy cuz they get to see a new stadium. And the stadium would be all happy cuz it has people in it. But like, the wouldn’t know that they’re not people, I mean, cuz it’s a stadium.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Yeah no, I guess it’s just - red’s just the best flavor cuz like it’s the best flavor in nature, right? Like, watermelon? No joke, bro. Strawberries? No joke. Raspberries? No joke. Apples? Red ones are no joke, the green apples taste mean.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“Bruh it’s called an inning cuz it ends with a bunch of outings. Baseball’s mad full of irony.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

Tatís: I don’t think -

Cody: No, yeah, I know, but I’m just saying like, if you show up in the dugout wearing my uniform, what are they gonna do? Be like ‘you’re not Cody?’ It’s a Freaky Friday situation, bro, there’s no rules for that.

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I bet the cutouts at Dodger Stadium are mad confused during the ALDS games.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“People are like, ‘Belli, what are you thinking about’ and the thing is, like, if you ask that, then I’m thinking your question, right? So, like, if you think about it, you don’t even have to ask cuz you already know the answer.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“BRO! BRO! I WAS THINKING, LIKE YOUR NAME IS WILL SMITH AND THAT’S MAD IRONIC CUZ YOU GET SMASH HITS JUST LIKE HE DOES. ALSO CUZ KERSHAW DOESN’T LIKE WORKING WITH YOU, AND AGENT K DIDN’T LIKE AGENT J. ANYWAY SEE YOU IN THE DUGOUT BRO.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~ https://twitter.com/Jomboy_/status/1316506414710484992

https://twitter.com/Jomboy_/status/1316506414710484992

Cody: So I was -

JT: No. It’s going to be something weird about Toomgis. I don’t want to hear it.

Cody: - do you think that his hot dog fingers taste like human fingers and we just don’t know?

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I told him in the dugout, I was like, ‘bro. What if that Will Smith out there is your clone, like, how would you swing the bat? Just do that, bro, you’re batting against your clone.’ And I dunno, I think it helped.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“I wonder if dogs ever get sad when they lick us and we don’t lick them back.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

“When you drop the mic it’s cuz you don’t need to say anything else and when you drop the bat it’s cuz you don’t need to hit anything else.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~

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