I can’t wait for the @yourewrongabout episode on the Presidential Fitness Test, where the entire premise was “Hey kids, you’ve never run a mile before but you’re going to today while being judged by all your peers.”

“How many sit-ups can you do? Also here’s how to do a sit-up, now let’s make it a competition because kids are never cruel and tweens aren’t emotionally vulnerable.”

“You’re 4 feet tall and waiting for a growth spurt? HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP, MAGGOT?” - the Presidential Fitness Test

What I’ve learned tonight is that everyone who was traumatized by the Presidential Fitness Test grew up to join Twitter.