#Window

I remember well the reaction people had when Mookie threw the garbage can through Sal’s window in DO TGE RIGHT THING. I remember it because, in 1989, it was my
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I have so many almost-tweets from when I used to work at taco bell in my drafts. 3 likes and I'll release them Someone just gave me 52 pennies at
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I’ve received numerous texts/emails from Dem Party officials about this exchange. It hits hard because they know it’s true — and they know it’s hurting them w/ ppl on the
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@CrownePlaza .. Why are your rude bullying staff trying to force my husband to leave the quarentine hotel a day early?The entire stay has been an absolute shambles not giving
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After contracting T. B Anne Brontë died in Scarborough, her favourite place in the world, in 1849This often overlooked Brontë sister was actually one of the most radical, most adventurous
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I'm taking the rest of the day off.It's the policing of my parenting during a pandemic that has pushed me over the fucking edge.The closest playground to my house is
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So a parent has filed a complaint w their school district for using FRONT DESK on the grounds that it is teaching anti-racism. The other parents emailed & asked me
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No one in the media asked me, but I started my Substack because I could not figure out what food editors wanted, (except more of the same). It was mostly
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Why I Am Deleting Tinder: A Thread So I matched with this girl last night and we started talking or whatever. She graduated last spring and works in education
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The leaked bodycam footage from the murder of #GeorgeFloyd is heartbreaking to watch. Dude is visibly scared from the moment a police officer knocks on his car window. Asks him
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A client said to me, after a euthanasia, "this must be so hard for you guys."The answer is no, a family that loves their pet it's whole life and makes
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OK. I’ll play:Cubbyhole on a summer day after work, when you get one of the two most coveted spots at the bar (the south-facing window seat or the corner I’ve
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THREAD: Working from home yesterday morning, I heard a thump outside my window. A squirrel had fallen out of the tree in front of my flat and into my downstairs
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We were due to publish Dean Young's new book in 2021. We have informed him that we are withdrawing our intent to publish.In response, we'd like to offer his publication
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Characters I have interacted with as a Walmart grocery runner: a thread A lady who blasted Christian music from her stereo while I loaded groceries into her car. She did
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I want a life where I own a large antique apartment in some beautiful building with lovely neighbors & every room has light and large windows This kitchen would have
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