I have so many almost-tweets from when I used to work at taco bell in my drafts. 3 likes and I'll release them

Someone just gave me 52 pennies at the drive thru. This is not an exaggeration because I had to count them one by one.

Tried to make a watermelon freeze for the customer who ordered one. I opened the candy seed packet and it completely exploded and rained candy seeds everywhere. This is my hell

"I'd like the number 6 meal"
"Okay and what to drink?"
"No"

This one's for you @laximus_maximus

The Bell requires part of the Burger King Foot Lettuce video as part of its food safety training

At the drive thru someone wanted to order an item "a la carte". Sir this is a taco bell

At the window someone asked me, is this burger king. They weren't joking

The worst thing about how quickly the bell phases out new items is when people come in demanding the nacho fries which haven't been available in like three weeks. I miss them too but please stop yelling at me