#Today

A Sportscenter parody account tweeted that Colin Kaepernick was signed to the Jets. Took 1.8 seconds to see that it was a parody account, yet thousands of people shared it.
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Today is #RLSDay which marks the birthday of Robert Louis Stevenson, born #OTD in 1850.In June 1869 Stevenson visited #Orkney on a tour of lighthouses aboard the @NLB_UK yacht Pharos.
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Today at 3pm is our @PAMSPanthers Positive Monthly Assembly! We normally do these each month to celebrate our awesome students and staff, and it’s time to do a virtual edition!
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For months, we've been talking about the historic American Rescue Plan and how it was was putting billions of dollars into broadband....Hilarious story... today, the Biden Administration said if you
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Always pitching to support & send others along final journey. Today he goes without so many who loved him. He raised 5 year old son when 1st wife died suddenly
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NEW FRIENDS GROWING UPDATE GREEN FRIEND UPDATE They're open! It's raining today so they're under a plant lamp I found while cleaning last weekPlus bonus /new/ new friends, some cosmos
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Got in an “argument” with Scott today over a bowl that broke in the dishwasher, I kept telling him that these have never been able to be put in the
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Busy in the kitchen today, I'm catching up on podcasts. I had 11-ish minutes left on the latest episode of #StayTuned, having started it earlier in the week. I called
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Is that right LADBible asked a question at today’s press conference? Can’t wait for tomorrows question from Portable Restroom Operator Magazine. No disrespect to Portable Restroom Operator Magazine by the
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I added some numbers: https://twitter.com/mmcphate/status/1324577662954852352 Since this post has started a ‘conversation,’ I’d like to reiterate that I amended @mmcphate’s map of California’s population weight in our country and
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Update (in thread form) on that long-awaited liquor order for @pocketmouse and anyone else who wanted to know how ordering booze online went.Long story short: overall, I don't recommend @ReserveBar
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Today, Joe Biden demonstrated again that he has no clue what is going on.He called for President Trump to “appoint a supply commander to coordinate critical materials.” President Trump already
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Burnaboy didn't lie. He didn't speak the truth either. His premise is that we should keep the same energy when criticizing the govt. We already do that. He lied when
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do you like Chanel? what are your thoughts about the brand? we can discuss its history, or how it exists today, or both. do you respect Karl as a designer?
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10 Ease Peaceful Tracks for a Chaotic Life.Here are just 10 tracks I believe 2020 just deserves especially with the chaos happening around. Technically any year fits in and I
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So today I had the misfortune of a “incarcerated umbilical hernia”. Basically my body twisted around itself and cut off myself from myself.I really don’t understand it. Just felt wrong.I
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