#Spit

Maris Kreizman

mariskreizman

Twenty years ago today I moved to New York City. Indulge me in a thread? I've lived in 7 apartments, had 10 different jobs, and 3 layoffs. I've spent thousands

Orleans Crazy ⚜️

Shimoji___

Ok. @AmandaSoprano and I just did our COVID-19 tests. Y’all want a funny thread for your morning? You’re gonna get one. Keep in mind, yes we were respectful and took

bob

spriv66

I want to smack it and watch it jiggle like jello.I want to slowly stroke deep into that gushy mushy slippy slidey sopping wet thang and listen to it squelch,

P O S T E R B O Y 🛴

karriemiscorn

Smh tokyo already fuckin up Wow again wit these niggas I cant stand this bitch Why cant niggas stick the script Berlin the only one focused on the money smdh

architect

obakeng_tsimane

you ever choke while eating her out, but didn't have any other option but to continue? different kind of pain man. now it's time to go home but you don't

D✨

stanjmo

YOU’RE THE WORST REWATCH i live gretchen’s outfit aya cash is so so pretty did u spit on my vagina?so? dont!why don’t spit on my vagina!?!?it’s saliva. it’s

Aproko Doctor

aproko_doctor

You brushed your teeth, took your bath.But you RINSED your mouth! With waterFrom tomorrow, try this:Brush your teeth, but don't rinse your mouth, just spit out the excess toothpasteRinsing washes

Lavinia Fisher

IoveIikebIood

Audience members attending the collective: first off don’t give me any shit about not needing a code of conduct. You do. Bring masks, disposable masks are usually available at Walgreens.

bella

kristflopped

reasons why krist should go to jail a thread he spit at the thought of gay people he profits off of acting gay when he’s homophobic he is a known

aamir

aamir4566

Audit of bigotry: How Indian media vilified #TablighiJamaat & #Muslims over #coronavirus outbreak.Communal hatred, fake/biased news, conspiracy theories,The coverage of the #Nizamuddin congregation had it all.holding them solely responsible for

michaela✨

wee_ingenue

In other news, today I played the Oregon Trail game on my old iPod touch, and I gave the family OL!family names. The following absurdity ensued: -Brianna was picked up

bat020

bat020

1. What is happening to the Palestinians right now is not new, not some anomaly, not some break with the past. It is a continuation of what has been happening

bryce ミ☆ chaotic era

curlscriss

live tweeting my reaction to pavarotti protocol-a thread wes pls stop using spit kjfsldjksdfjWHAT NO NO PLS OMG PLS MYY BB KURT IS AB TO BE TRAUMATIZED AFTER PRACTICE ITS

Demagogue_Bingo 🔶🌍🇪🇺🥛⚖️⚔️🦉🐝💀🎯☸️

BingoDemagogue

Lack of engagement on this question is telling. Bearing in mind this is *every other manifesto policy apart from indy* and *everything ScotGov is currently responsible for* Could mean a

Beau North

BeauNorth

Host on Escape to the Country just said the Yorkshire moors inspired CHARLOTTE Brontë’s Wuthering Heights and I nearly spit out my wine Okay this couple...she just said “I have...8

ozzy

outsucced

I talk a lot of shit for a top who’s only sexual experience was inside of a guy for 30 seconds and I had to stop cuz his shit was