Host on Escape to the Country just said the Yorkshire moors inspired CHARLOTTE Brontë’s Wuthering Heights and I nearly spit out my wine

Okay this couple...she just said “I have...8 cats. And I just...keep having cats.” They might be the first relatable couple I’ve seen on this show

People on this show are OBSESSED WITH GLAMPING

Was Escape to the Continent a casualty of BREXIT?

My favorite segment is “uncomfortable Londoners pretend to care about how local craftsmen work”

Damn it England your countryside is so dang pretty

“This property is marked down because it’s overrun by foxes” is my favorite thing I’ve ever heard. Marked down? I would have paid MORE, Jules

Wtf is a snug

Okay I’m going to bed before the competitive plowing segment. Thanks for keeping me entertained tonight, @Escape_Country