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ashcatmum
"he came here to kick ass and eat peanut""and he's still got a peanut"god i love tiny heist "i bet I'm gonna have an easier time eating that peanut if
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Blakebrokebroken
Blake_broken
What the government doesn't want you to know about peanut butter: a thread Peanut butter, a harmless, everyday condiment used in sandwiches, cookies, etc, right? Or is that just what
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @ Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
WritNelson
They KILLED Mr. Peanut (already an abomination), RESURRECTED him in the form of BABY NUT (a yet greater sin against God), and then leapfrogged EVERY form of adolescent development (complete
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Estefanía C.P.
transb0rder
Wow..I just learned that cashews in Spanish is “anacardos.” I thought it was nuez de la India? Reminds me of the peanut debate...is it maní, cacahuate, or.....[insert other name for
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Bizzy Nachotron
jessdollfays
So...those peanut butter cookies I made last night...I forgot the peanut butterLMFAO They're just sugar cookies LOOOOLLLLLLOOOOLLLL
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JimJamesTheDog
JimJamesWoofs
Gooood morning sleepyheads *yawns* Peanut is telling me I have to get up now Fine, Peanut If it were up to me, I’d sleep until noon but “noooo...”
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i just do what i want
airsignmenace
sidney crosby has mixed children. send tweet he knows the lyrics to feenin by jodeci by heart and has pictures with devante swing that he put above his mantle that
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mork
karlmorx
one like for one opinion on peanut butter 1. peanut butter is really good and i like it a lot 2. i tend to like chunky peanut butter more than
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Josh Fairhurst
LimitedRunJosh
My wife just casually had one of the rarest Beanie Babies in storage. Generation 1 Zip the Cat. This would have bought me a couple hundred Pokemon card packs in
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kay-luh 💞✨🤤
__kayluhhh__
I will now make a thread of the shut that my boyfriend has said to me “I almost crashed the car for that peanut” after he dropped the peanut
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Steve Kolowich
stevekolowich
I have run out of peanut butter, but not jelly. [THREAD] In America, the peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich dates to the late 19th Century. The ascendant version of this snack/meal has
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Tanner
MooreForAll
A classic favorite The picture explains its self One of the few times i added a side How i normally cook them A night i drank my dinner Thanksgiving dinner
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Hannah Rivkin
hannah_rivkin
I've never tweeted about something I found unpalatable, but I've sat on this for a week and today is the day. The subject in question, this article: https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/heroes-of-the-pandemic-a-canadian-professor-has-a-peanut
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@kcirishbabe
kcirishbabe
I first heard about @PeanutButterCo YEARS ago on a Food Network specifical. I was so amazed - a place where peanut butter was the star of the menu and was
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Nigerian God
Echecrates
I'll never forget being at a bar in London in 2016 and asking for ice and the waiter returned with 2 cubes of ice. It was at that moment I
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Win ^ㅅ^ 😸
t1effort
Kramer and Peanut’s interview posted by LGD on Weibo, 200424Mini translation thread for some parts I find funny or interesting All mistakes are my own! Do not steal my
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