sidney crosby has mixed children. send tweet

he knows the lyrics to feenin by jodeci by heart and has pictures with devante swing that he put above his mantle that his children, devontae and jay’lynn are not allowed to touch

his children have been eating leftovers for four days straight. they call him at the rink to ask him to bring home some McDonald’s. “it’s some spaghetti in there,” he says.

“but dad,” they cry. “we don’t want that.” “you must not be hungry then,” he snaps. “make yourself a peanut butter sandwich and don’t call me again.” devontae and jay’lynn grumble and begin to pull out the peanut butter. “and take that chicken out the freezer.”