What the government doesn't want you to know about peanut butter: a thread

Peanut butter, a harmless, everyday condiment used in sandwiches, cookies, etc, right? Or is that just what the government wants you to think?

You see, according to the fda, around 150 people die of "allergies caused by peanut butter" but what the fda doesn't tell you is that our of those 150, 149 people were straight up just murdered by peanut butter

John Philansky, Doctor of tree nuts, says that every year the government sends out 150 boxes of peanut butters with specifically programmed microorganisms designed to infiltrate your bloodstream and stop your heart.
I know this sounds farfetched but hear me out

There is only so much land in America, and there's too many people, so the government decides that hey, if we kill of 150 people there will be an equal amount of land and people

So they decided that the easiest way to kill people off is peanut butter, since it's a condiment that can be found in every household. The corrupt bourgeoisie politicians all know about this but don't say anything, since they think they're helping society develop

So next time you buy peanut butter please be careful and check for microorganism designed to stop your heart