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They KILLED Mr. Peanut (already an abomination), RESURRECTED him in the form of BABY NUT (a yet greater sin against God), and then leapfrogged EVERY form of adolescent development (complete with KAFKA-ESQUE TRANSFORMATION PAINS) so he could DRINK.
HE'S AN ORGAN DONOR
WHY
HE'S AN ORGAN DONOR
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY CANONICALLY ESTABLISH THAT MR. PEANUT IS FULL OF ORGANS
WHAT WAS THE CORPORATE MEETING THAT DECIDED MR. PEANUT WOULD BE PROBLEMATIC IF HE DIDN'T HAVE ORGAN DONOR ON HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE
HOW DID MR. PEANUT VISIT THE DMV
WHY DOES PLANTER'S HATE US
WHAT WAS THE CORPORATE MEETING THAT DECIDED MR. PEANUT WOULD BE PROBLEMATIC IF HE DIDN'T HAVE ORGAN DONOR ON HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE
HOW DID MR. PEANUT VISIT THE DMV
WHY DOES PLANTER'S HATE US
What is the endgame here
Was Mr. Peanut facing bankruptcy
Is this an elaborate scheme for supernatural tax fraud
Did he intentionally threaten Wesley Snipes' life
Can Mr. Peanut go to prison
Was Mr. Peanut facing bankruptcy
Is this an elaborate scheme for supernatural tax fraud
Did he intentionally threaten Wesley Snipes' life
Can Mr. Peanut go to prison
can't wait for the next thrilling installment of the Mr. Peanut saga, in which he gets fucking drafted
Remember when they memorialized the 'Estate of Mr. Peanut (1916-2020)'
Remember how cool it was, when you realized the monocled peanut man on the side of the tin of peanuts you were eating, had a f*cking estate, because he's f*cking dead now
Remember how cool it was, when you realized the monocled peanut man on the side of the tin of peanuts you were eating, had a f*cking estate, because he's f*cking dead now
how does it feel to know that planter's can just existentially nuke you at any time using a sentient peanut man
does it feel better now that the sentient peanut man is of legal drinking age
are you glad that he can canonically fuck (legally)
do you like this canon
does it feel better now that the sentient peanut man is of legal drinking age
are you glad that he can canonically fuck (legally)
do you like this canon
How am I going to explain Baby Nut to my children
WAIT
WHAT ARE THESE LIGHTS
WAS BABY NUT'S TRANSFORMATION ARTIFICIALLY INDUCED???? https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1292951357930921984
WHAT ARE THESE LIGHTS
WAS BABY NUT'S TRANSFORMATION ARTIFICIALLY INDUCED???? https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1292951357930921984
I can't decide if Baby Nut's eyes are filled with menace or unknowing innocence, here.
I-I don't know who's responsible
someone just tell me
please
I-I don't know who's responsible
someone just tell me
please
