They KILLED Mr. Peanut (already an abomination), RESURRECTED him in the form of BABY NUT (a yet greater sin against God), and then leapfrogged EVERY form of adolescent development (complete with KAFKA-ESQUE TRANSFORMATION PAINS) so he could DRINK.

HE'S AN ORGAN DONOR

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY CANONICALLY ESTABLISH THAT MR. PEANUT IS FULL OF ORGANS

WHAT WAS THE CORPORATE MEETING THAT DECIDED MR. PEANUT WOULD BE PROBLEMATIC IF HE DIDN'T HAVE ORGAN DONOR ON HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE

HOW DID MR. PEANUT VISIT THE DMV

WHY DOES PLANTER'S HATE US

What is the endgame here

Was Mr. Peanut facing bankruptcy

Is this an elaborate scheme for supernatural tax fraud

Did he intentionally threaten Wesley Snipes' life

Can Mr. Peanut go to prison

can't wait for the next thrilling installment of the Mr. Peanut saga, in which he gets fucking drafted

Remember when they memorialized the 'Estate of Mr. Peanut (1916-2020)'

Remember how cool it was, when you realized the monocled peanut man on the side of the tin of peanuts you were eating, had a f*cking estate, because he's f*cking dead now

how does it feel to know that planter's can just existentially nuke you at any time using a sentient peanut man

does it feel better now that the sentient peanut man is of legal drinking age

are you glad that he can canonically fuck (legally)

do you like this canon

How am I going to explain Baby Nut to my children

WAIT

WHAT ARE THESE LIGHTS

WAS BABY NUT'S TRANSFORMATION ARTIFICIALLY INDUCED???? https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1292951357930921984

I can't decide if Baby Nut's eyes are filled with menace or unknowing innocence, here.

I-I don't know who's responsible

someone just tell me

please