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Sian Astley
Moregeous
Heavy thuds on the door at 11pm last night, fast asleep in the house, could see the police outside shining torches in the garden. Went down bleary eyed, "We've had
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Jewel le flustered Wolfbun
JewelWildmoon
I haven't seen it but please avoid watching this. Picture a watermelon with a bunch of rubber bands around it exploding except it's a face. Now I've seen a lot
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TheFearsomeRat
TheFearsomeRat
"I'm the only one allowed to steal shit around here."You mean like how you "reacted" to those Anime episodes?Also the second you started trying to sick your audience on someone
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DragonPlasticity3D
DPlasticity3D
The annoying line between clothes and skin around the pelvic area on a 3d avatar... HOLY MOLY! Weightpaint a bit over there and reduce a bit over there and then
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PrakashVoicingOut
PrakashVoiceout
With a not-so-great story line #TheManFromUNCLE is a promising thriller. First thing to be mentioned about this movie would be its high standard cinematography and editing. 8/10.#MovieSuggestion #MovieReview "Savvy" fantasy.
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nina²³ ♡ nomin au
neowh0re
ten's concentration blep ♡ 텐 메롱。*゚+.*.。 a thread ゚+..。*゚+ ten: this is my concentrated faceeditors: NOPE! [ insert flashback ] this thread might actually
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Fred MyLeg
foxygrandpa62
*aHEM* Let me get my wallet! Wait.....lemme check THIS pocket Nooooo......Patrick, you got any change? How much do you need?nnnneahow much is it? fifty cents-FIFTY CENTS. nope! Lemme....check my
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El Duvelle
ElDuvelle
Is the cognitive map a topological map? Nope!We recorded from CA1 place cells in rats and changed the connectivity of the environment without changing its geometry. Place cells did not
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn
somebadideas
My neighbor... Harvard educated. Argues things won’t be bad in NYC until ‘July’. Goes out several times a day for recreation and complains people aren’t staying at home when they
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JP Kellams
synaesthesiajp
So I showed my therapist some of the toxicity that gets sent to myself and other members of the team. I'm super used to it at this point, I've seen
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assigned purple eyeshadow at birth
Jenny_Trout
why did they execute people by chopping off their heads wouldn't it be easier to just hit the head itself? just thwank right through the brain? or at least the
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justchris420@yahoo.com
ChrisJust420
Blogging shit that's been posted online thousands of times over the years, just to play safe to try and get likes It's just kinda real sad peeps! Like men are
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•𝕯𝖔𝖌𝕱𝖔𝖔𝖉𝕷𝖎𝖉•
timmieboii_04
LOLOLOLOL THERES A MANGA CALLED CRAZY OVER HIS FINGERS AND ITS NOT EVEN TRASHY OH MY GOD IM IN CHAPTER 3 AND ITS SPICYYYYY NEVERMIND WHAT I SAID IN THE
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Emily Thies
ejthies15
Starting a tweet thread with memes from #Chicagolockdown and our awesome mayor @chicagosmayor Mayor Lori Lightfoot! She’s serious about Chicagoans staying indoors! Some of these are so creative! #coronavirusillinois #lockdown
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the women of kilgore trout’s office
KT_So_It_Goes
notice how you’ll never hop on twitter and see hundreds of “I’m a cop; this is disgraceful; these assholes are the problem; they should be fired and prosecuted” tweetshttps://twitter.com/shannonsharpe/status/1299427348211625984 can
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madi 🍃
madi_acnh
24. no 25. another cute squirrel 26. not even gonna talk to him 27. i guess i was wrong all squirrels aren’t cute 28. nope 29. noo 30. this
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