*aHEM*
Let me get my wallet!
Wait.....lemme check THIS pocket
Nooooo......Patrick, you got any change?
How much do you need?

nnnneahow much is it?
fifty cents-

FIFTY CENTS.
nope!
Lemme....check my other pocket-

FORGET IT
What did you say?

JUST TAKE. YOUR. SEAT.
Thanks mister!

yeah. whatev-
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