#Motherfuckers

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He,
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1) Dude I occasionally chat with when walking dogs started on "doctors would close the country for two years" and "it's just old people dying, we're overreacting" and I told
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I have a hot take. I don't think there was enough cocaine at the DNC. Fuck it, gimme Michelle Obama just flying and screaming "Vote or die! *Kicks chair*" Imagine
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Alright motherfuckers. Pick 3. Imagine not picking Third Eye Blind s/t as one of your 3. Couldn’t be me.
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Just found out both Joe Exotic and YNW Melly have the coronavirus within a span of 5 minutes It’s almost like this virus is drawn towards the realest motherfuckers living
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let’s get negative! blow off some quarantine steam and share the first negative thought about skateboarding you have right now. can be about anythingi’ll start: 75% of the mid-aughts foundation
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I’ve never watched the parade before. (Sorry. We weren’t parade people.) But the thing is, I have nothing to compare this to and it feels like I’m on acid. I’m
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I am fucking pissed at myself. Fuck depression. Fuck its ass with a narwhal horn.Fucking thread. Fuck!I'm so fucking pissed. I used to be a fucking warrior champion. I'd get
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Happening in Lansing, MI This is getting big. Thousands of cars are rolling into town. State Police are closing off exits around the city. I'm proud of my state right
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MOTHERFUCKERS, I’M 39 AND THIS IS MY THIRD RECESSION To clear up any confusion: •yes, I am technically a millennial (just barely)•my point is that the media doesn’t understand what
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I just want a scented candle that smells like clean wet dirt, why doesn’t anyone make that yet I just want my whole apartment to smell like I am queen
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Am I still allowed tho show my fabulous tits on here? Happy 4/20 you bored horny motherfuckers
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If you motherfuckers on Film Twitter start debating film lengths again, as if all stories fit into a set running time, then you should just admit you're never going to
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TOP’s solo album City’s lullaby Good morning motherfuckershttps://twitter.com/cshtttop87/status/1186908084142141441 Good morning motherfuckers part 2#TOP #BIGBANG @ygent_official @YG_GlobalVIP Sir, I’m gonna need the full version of this#TOP #BIGBANG
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Twitter is a boys club. Sometimes it’s funny sometimes it’s fucking annoying. And for reals most of the times it is funny but sometimes just stfu about dudes rock. God
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i wasn’t going to publicly say anything about this but i’ve had enough. i’ve dealt with so much shit from these motherfuckers and it feels wrong for me to keep
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