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thefourthvine
thefourthvine
Me: Hmmm. Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks? To Wikipedia!Me, 20 mins later: This band has lost 7 guitarists, including one who *left to get a magazine and instead joined a
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dee 🍉
koofist
jungkook fights with dogs, called himself kookoo, stutters while talking, has cute lisp, went OJO when he eats, always pouting, stomps when he's frustrated, cry while reading letters for army,
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Captured Ville
Captured_Ville
4. Pick a kitchen 5. Pick a dining area 6. Pick a closet 7. Pick a cinema room 8. Pick a bar 9. Pick a pool 10. Pick a guest
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Revs :)
Full_Meals
My most favorite (!) hot take by men about women is "you know what the problem with you women is? The fact that you don't delegate and you are controlling.
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blarn
sooploops
My sister got married when she was 18 years old. To a man that was considerably older than her and whom she thought she loved. A week after the wedding
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Téa Smith
tealou
Having had a 15 year old who ran away and accused us of 'emotional abuse' simply because she was asked to get out of bed and empty the dishwasher... well...
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Codie Sanchez 💥
Codie_Sanchez
I was burned out in finance, working on someone else's schedule, tired of having my time tied to $.So I started investing in cash-flowing biz's. Not sexy startups, but boring
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Sadie
SadieJTorquato
The Hetero Ghetto.‘They Go to Mommy First’https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/15/parenting/working-moms-coronavirus.html?smid=tw-share I thank God every day for my husband. During the 6 week hard lockdown we didn't have domestic help an
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Kati (Noted Invalid) ♿️
katimcf
Hi y’all! I found a ride to laundromat tmrw, but am almost out of dog food, need groceries bc my feeding tube shipment’s late, & need $305 BY 11AM TOMORROW
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a one-man murdertwunk
adspexi
my big omegaverse pet peeve is heats/ruts go from 0 to 60 and people immediately knowwhere are the alphas who don't realize they're in rut until they're screaming in target
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Curiosweety
curiosweetie
#LockdownLessonsLesson-1Dishes get washed quicker if you play dance music along#QuarantineLife #LockdownLessonsLesson-2The milk vessel and the pressure cooker are the toughest to clean#QuarantineLife #LockdownLessonsLesson-3Laundry is more painful th
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𝓘 𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾
Zielaa
As I was saying yesterday, I found out I was stalk by this random guy who added me in Mobile Legend - ml he added me a month back I
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Hex Morgan M.D.
sammideedub
When I graduated from high school a lot of my friends went to work in the oil patch. They started with 6-figure jobs immediately after grade 12. Meanwhile, I started
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NotBuyingIt ⭐️⭐️⭐️ AKA NBI
NotBuyingIt34
Follow the money / funnel through “institutions/foundations” a both sides #QAnonLaundry Disruptor – Rudy Giuliani Sends Letter to Senator Graham Outlining Ambassador Bill Taylor Efforts to Block Witnesses… – The
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hatan ✿
kageyslwt
my oddly specific assumptions on what some of the haikyuu characters smell like: a thread suga smells like those warm familiar bakeries you walk by and your just overwhelmed with
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Sue Fletcher-Watson
SueReviews
I’m going to write a thread about work life balance in academia and it is going to BLOW YOUR MIND (maybe) So I’ve been incredibly fortunate lately to have some
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