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my big omegaverse pet peeve is heats/ruts go from 0 to 60 and people immediately know
where are the alphas who don& #39;t realize they& #39;re in rut until they& #39;re screaming in target because the TOWELS are WRONG and everyone keeps MOVING AROUND oh god I reek I already took 2 showers today
where are the alphas who don& #39;t realize they& #39;re in rut until they& #39;re screaming in target because the TOWELS are WRONG and everyone keeps MOVING AROUND oh god I reek I already took 2 showers today
alphas who come into work one morning and suddenly the most important thing in the world is for people to know they& #39;re a caring likeable provider hey sandra why are you mad at me sandra you looked at me and sighed sandra what& #39;s wrong with my shirt this is the nicest shirt I own
an omega who knows his heat& #39;s coming up when he drinks some water and suddenly it tastes so WATERY, and laundry detergent nearly knocks him out, and holy shit that& #39;s way too much cologne who microwaved crabcakes and why can he smell it from across the floor
omegas who have a special dispensation for telework the week leading up to a heat because their brain has decided desk = nest and if you open a file cabinet to look up stats from last quarter you *will* get snarled at
everyone has tracker apps and it& #39;s a whole Thing whether you use one of the aggressively binary ones (alphas: neon colors, jagged shapes, tacky emoji vs omegas: pastels, soft curves, every app thinks you& #39;re trying to conceive) or a neutral one with options for both heat and rut
the same way some people try to work through a flu some people try to work through heats even though they& #39;re mainlining snack foods & wearing the heaviest, softest clothes they own & an alpha from accounting just walked through the door, went red, & filed for emergency rut leave
pour one out for the betas who don& #39;t get magic fuck leave and suddenly have to do 5 people& #39;s work with 3 employees, btw the second-floor bathroom is out of order, congrats to jose & our transfer from the dallas office on the beautiful mating bond they initiated during work hours
some omegas feel weary & small & need to be taken care of and some omegas want you to get the entire fuck away from them until they& #39;re good & ready and their nest is exactly how they like it
mix them up at your own peril
mix them up at your own peril
some alphas get snarly & grabbily authoritative and some get very "babe? babe?? babe sorry I& #39;m calling you at work I was just wondering if you& #39;re cold there& #39;s this great deal on snuggies" and some, to the horror of omegas who just wanted a knot without feelings attached, are BOTH
imagine an alpha leaning in for the claiming bite, in love and it& #39;s perfect and thwy want to feel like this for the rest of their life, when suddenly the omega they agreed to help with a heat no-strings-attached goes "uhhhhhh"
and they& #39;re stuck together until the knot goes down
and they& #39;re stuck together until the knot goes down
there& #39;s obviously blockers to function like a beta but I would like to go one better and think about the dual gender affirmation and personal crisis of going on omegafication HRT for months until you hit second puberty & suddenly your ass is leaking in the wegmans self-checkout
