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ᴸᵉᵃʰ ⚝ 이달의 소녀 • 12:00
magentabydaniel
— TVXQ!/JYJ members as Brooklyn 99 characters. Jung Yunho as Jake Peralta.— Leader.— Weird sense of humour.— Good luck with the ladies. Kim Jaejoong as Charles Boyle.— Feminine.— Good chef.—
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kini ku rapuh dalam ruggerh
washihao
fugou keiji balance: unlimited lai lai come readdisclaimer: these are what i gained from jumping down the rabbit hole that is the Internet. i only fetch what was available. feel
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dice 🎲
netflixeon
I'm here to destroy some illusions about australia. At least where I live there are not spiders everywhere. If giant poisonous spiders were everywhere we'd keep them at bay anyway.
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azureScapegoat
azureScapegoat
Homestuck is one of those things where I really enjoyed it and it's had a lasting impact on my personality and sense of humour, but if a friend of mine
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Annette Gordon
AnnettGordonW
Though the situation is dire & though I dislike denial & smokescreens. Here's something to unhitch anxiety for a while.My #FavComicNovels (in no particular order) No. 1My Family & Other
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H Anthony Hildebrand
hahildebrand
Shortly I will tweet the greatest spoonerism of all time. I have wanted to use it in some form for many years but it is crude, to put it mildly,
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Sig
BugsAndPuyo
@badparodytweets //Realistically you just need to consider your audience and what's acceptable in terms of social norms. It's clear to me that you hang out with people who crack these
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Ben Harris-Roxas 🌊
ben_hr
I'm worried that people professing to be experts in "resilience" have not the slightest idea about the lived experience of being unemployed. For anyone, but especially people in their fifties
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Nick🇬🇧🇪🇺
nicktolhurst
A lot of people, particularly on the centre/left, think that Boris Johnson is “nasty” or “too right wing”......but that’s not the biggest problem.A small thread. 2/UK has had right wing
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Aiman⁷
bangswiftcore
Minorities have always used memes and humour to cope with the oppression they face. As a LGBTQ+ Indian Muslim, I have always used Taylor Swift LGBTQ, and Seokjin Gay and
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Kim🧃
Kimvotrereine
La famille Feras, a thread : Alicia *blanche comme un cul* : “je suis contente j’ai bien bronzé” Moi (tel la personne pleine d’amour et de soutien que je suis)
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~
Defoni
*throws some ace humour on the tl, 'cause we are a fucking delight* Okay, I'm now done with this thread, swear
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boba ♡’s nebby!!
fentideer
reasons i love mimi DID IT NOT SEND EVERYTHING WBAG fine. her passions how artistic she is her smile her laugh her kindness her love how open minded she can
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flagrant bleach
monkchips
so just to inspire y'all a bit about a return to normality.... my 15yo's online friend group loves anime, and he's decided they're going to Japan together to hang out
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popsicle_0_
Isolation is hard, other than my boy I’m on my own with no adult company, I’m luckier than others I knowI came to Twitter to help with my loneliness, which
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Cal Montgomery
Cal__Montgomery
Having just read another diatribe against "flaky" friends who cancel last minute, let me say:I love that I have friends who have enough experience with lives, bodies, minds, and society
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