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bwaykornfeld
my work mate’s humour and kindness is fucking wasted on me someone please wife him he’s so wholesome and sweet he deserves a nice girl also toxic masculinity? DONT KNOW
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Vusi Thembekwayo
VusiThembekwayo
Twitter is tense today. Let me add some love and humour to your TL. Part 1 Part 2: Shela & stop asking imibuzo. Singing, “Take your love and keep it!”
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Tanentzapf Lab
TanentzapfLab
1. When people ask why I became a scientist they expect me to say that I love the thrill of discovery or learning new things about nature, & I obviously
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nothing much, just cooning.
BrokenmanGlen
facts. clapped huns are treated like second class citizens by mosthttps://twitter.com/mostubiquitous/status/1222920176502558720 it's me, I'm most. peng huns find it difficult enough to find niggas with genuine intentions as it is.
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Jason Hickel
jasonhickel
My heart is utterly broken over the news that my good friend and comrade David Graeber has passed away. It is impossible to process this... it seems completely unreal. There
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governorswaraj
governorswaraj
Haryanvi is not difficult. If you speak Hindi with a Lathi in hand, it is Haryanvi.https://twitter.com/deadpoolkapapa/status/1312960059559809024 Haryanavi means simplicity, honesty, hard work and valour. Haryanvi language has humour. Only t
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Matt - 690 days until TWOSday
Mett_Moir
So, here it is, here is my thread where I review every single Horrible Histories sketch.I won't be doing Savage Songs, the Proms, the Movie or anything that's either a
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mad woman
smolpooji
Trash Checklist! 1. Do you sit around/order your female family members to do your basic chores ? 2. Do you say "bro that exam raped me" or "your team got
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Vishal Khandelwal
safalniveshak
How to write better - a 13-ideas thread...#writing #goodwriting 1. Start with an attention grabbing but believable headline. “How to…” is a nice way to get attention. For someone to
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Anna Wood
missannawood
Humour me please twitter. In "normal" circumstances:1. What's the distance from your home to your primary place of work?2. What's your "usual" mode of transport for that commute.I'm seeing a
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Cowley, Knox & Guy
CowleyKnoxGuy
Six months ago today began the month in which we had to tell so many CKGlients their jobs had been suspended, postponed or cancelled entirelyHalf a year on we stand
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cheerio
rosiesrllybored
I see a lot of people on the now flamingo twitter talking in a negative light about new Albert or whatever. Then people will reply “get over it” or whatever.
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evie🥺 debby day!
softestbandito
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* everything there is to love about tyler joseph - a thread ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* 1. his wisdom / way of words: everything tyler says is so insightful and meaningful,
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polypearIs
my steven universe autistic headcanons peridot - she has trouble understanding some humour/sarcasm, her frequent use of the word clod is echolalia, her tape recorder was an alternative communication device,
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Dan Seljak
anotherglassbox
The difference (or similarity, perhaps) between Doug Ford and your doddering parents flubbing through learning how to use a new laptop is wealth and power. Skills aquisition is hard and
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mils ☾˚.⋆
theIorewoman
the origin smp members as characters you never asked for: an unnecessary thread tommy as chicken little (there is no debate here theyre both chickens and both little abilities) tubbo
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