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Shortly I will tweet the greatest spoonerism of all time.
I have wanted to use it in some form for many years but it is crude, to put it mildly, and it hasn't found a home as yet in any stuff that I've written.
That's not to say I won't find a use for it in future. But it's Easter Sunday, the world has gone both mad and eerily quiet, and there's probably no better time.
There's a chance you're thinking, ah, he's doing one of those things where he creates a big build up only to post something deliberately underwhelming, with that anti-climax providing the so-called 'humour' (the undermining of even modest expectations supposedly hilarious).
No. That is not the case here.
You may not find this wordplay funny, or clever. You may actively dislike it. That is your right. We all have our own taste.
You will be wrong, of course, but that is not the point.
Anyway, enough preamble. You're either prepared for it or you're not. So, without any further ado-
(Actually, one minor piece of admin first - please don't reply with spoonerisms you think are finer or funnier, as you will likely be ignored or rebuked)
(Actually, one minor piece of admin first - please don't reply with spoonerisms you think are finer or funnier, as you will likely be ignored or rebuked)
So, without further ado, I present to you the greatest spoonerism of all time:
The cunt is a foreign pastry.
