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Elie Mystal
ElieNYC
I'm thinking about the law professors and elite legal minds who are planning to vouch for Amy Coney Barrett "fitness" because they sat next to her at a cocktail party
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Analytic Valley Girl Chris
ChrisExpTheNews
Literally any experience with authorityhttps://twitter.com/TrayBridgewater/status/1253461663212343298 I'm fiscally "stop spending money on stupid shit" and socially "mind your own goddamn business"
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m 😛 쥐미나
koochieagenda
It has come to my attention that some fuckers thought it was cute to come into trans people's cc/dm's/mentions and say that they'll misgender them for making up trans headcanons
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Blizz #BLM
uncleancasuals
No Smasher has all four:-Really Good at the game -Attractive-Not toxic-sense of fashion Stop saying Samsora has all four, he literally plays Peach Guys what’s a fifth option I can
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Rabbit Cohen
BathysphereHat
I made some extremely wild decisions back when I was attracted to men. I dated a dude who was "self taught" at kung fu, which basically means he's just an
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lyquid nitrogen
squidias
I wasn't gonna lb FMA but HEY WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT ROBOT SOUND LIKE THAT. I know the robot is the baby brother, that's been spoiled for me, but
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ollie ✨
cultureclashing
wow fuckin @piercetheveil be out here ignoring the fact that mike fuentes is a goddamn rapist!! and asked for nudes from MULTIPLE underage girls!! that's fucking disgusting!!! here's a good
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Jessie Bond 🎄
jessie__bond
So .@ksabato and I just saw opening night of #AChristmasCarol at the .@GoodmanTheatre, starring the one, the only Larry Yando. And in the scene transition from Ghost of Christmas Future
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ARM BLACK GIRLS #FTP #ACAB🌿
thespinsterymc
Hey @TwitterSupport: FIX THIS GODDAMN APP. This should not be happening! I’m serious—I’m getting tired of this. Stop penalizing folks because your own software and moderation is buggy. @TwitterSupport To
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WeRateSirs™
sir_rates
that murder fuck box from hellraiser but make it a coffee table this table fucks the cleveland steamer of coffee tables is this goddamn stussy
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Lila 🦇🦇🦇
lilabattis
If you, too, have tried "buying stuff just to feel something" as a coping mechanism, what has been your most useless and/or embarrassing quarantine purchase? (I have had a goddamn
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Loy Cannon
lesshumbleteej
I, too, was wondering where the twitter outrage was back in 1972 when Elvis was alive. Twitter ain’t have shit to say in 1972. Really makes you think.https://twitter.com/kweenkayyyyyyy/status/1260679428599959553
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Trillhan Omar
trilllizard666
you know more forms of anime exist besides fighting oriented shonen anime aimed at teenage boys right?there are literally hundreds of goddamn unconventional animes you could be watching but you
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Jaehyun
zieffrey
Goddamn Ryujin.https://twitter.com/Ryuvenclaw/status/1251754051881938944 You can step on my face.
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john
toshanshuinLA
he also has to work roughly 130 singles matches a year instead of 15 and travel around the entire goddamn world instead of a small portion of a small island
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Grady Owens
baphijmm
Okay, so, I live effectively in a national forest; let me try to explain this in terms that are all too familiar here, that have never once been protested: fire
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