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Amanda 🌌 - Alvis is enby confirmed
a_tess5
Trope that must die:"The shy traumstised character just needs to be forced out of their comfort zone! Go behind their back, commit them to activities without their consent, gather a
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Wari
Zari_Wari
"Why are people acting like $60 for the Mario 3D Collection is a bad price? 20 bucks per port is a fantastic deal"basically goddamn everyone else in the industry: im
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Hannah 🚲
theeyecollector
If you’re tweeting about cycle helmets or lights and you haven’t previously tweeted a hundred times about safe cycling infrastructure you’re goddamn right I’m getting involved I DON’T WANT TO
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Mady
sadymamuels
seeing everyone’s response to sisolak keeping up the stay at home order is literally so embarrassing... y’all the virus didn’t go away just cuz you got bored at home... nevada
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mani🦋
BLACKGIRLMANI
Y’all really are some goddamn losers for real. The sad thing is a lot of men actually think like this and aren’t trolling. Incel behavior.
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𝚏𝚎𝚗
fenrir_71
#karensMe, to a young unmasked couple: "Hey could you step back a bit please?"Him: "Sure."Her: "Who the FUCK are YOU!?! IDGAF if you're a vet, I'll kick your goddamn ass
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Isaac K. Lee
IsaacKLee
the idea that anyone without a stake in LA-LA would root for the Lakers is patently insane. you don't watch Star Wars and want the Empire to win, you don't
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Dragon
rachel_soulek
NIGHT 15 is Poltergeist my netflix algorithm is SO fucked rnhttps://twitter.com/rachel_soulek/status/1316533543917547521 twitter is down so I'm drafting this thread until it's back up lmao anyway why have a scary clown
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Kurt Eichenwald
kurteichenwald
My sister received her bill for the time her husband spent in the hospital with COVID, including almost two weeks in the ICU until he died. Total amount due: $1,000,000.
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Dr. ATLeagle
ATLeagle
This shows every detail of who the super wealthy cant exist without stepping on the necks of the workers. The only solution is for nobody to work for them.https://twitter.com/abigaildisney/status/1252665806334410752 How
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Boozy Badger
BoozyBadger
“You’re the last person I thought would advocate against zoophiles because WITCHHUNTS.”I STOOD ON A GODDAMN STAGE AND DID A WHOLE BIT ABOUT NOT FUCKING ANIMALS HOLY SHIT YOU DON’T
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Mr.Dogtato
DogOnPotato
Disclaimer: I'm just a translator, this not my original work.Are you even trying? Just go sit silently in the corner with your goddamn virus. #nnevvy There's some context of the
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Chuck Wendig
ChuckWendig
go look at birds, you fools look here lemme help you here are some goddamn birds
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Talia | Patreon Pre-Sale Commissions OPEN!
TaliaMirai
Hey non-black artists before you even think about it how about you don't draw Black Panther art for in memoriam clout not saying you can't grieve but consider giving that
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lisafromthescene
risalemedi
i'm bored and i hate the suburbs so i'm going to make a list of things that i swear i don't do on purpose, but piss my mom off to
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Jenna Fischer
jennafischer
Guys, my sister is a teacher in Missouri. I need share what a rock star she is. First off, both she and her husband are teachers. They are simultaneously managing
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