I wasn't gonna lb FMA but HEY WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT ROBOT SOUND LIKE THAT. I know the robot is the baby brother, that's been spoiled for me, but WHAT THE HELL HIS VOICE IS SO LITTLE

I like that people just call him the fullmetal alchemist. They just outright say it. Super valid

When does the venom man come in? I want to see

OH GODDAMN IT ITS THE FUCKINH DOG MAN! ITS THE MANWHO TURNS HIS DAUGHTER INTO A DOG GODDAMN IT

*narrows eyes* actually it might not be him. The daughter looks familiar from Those Tumblr Posts but I'm not sure if I'm just being overly cautious

I do like that the water man was like "the military sucks! Everyone here sucks!" And ed's just like "I don't care! I'm like ten and you suck!"

OKAY gluttony and lust are at the red house, I think the guy in prison might be greed (who's the venom guy!!!)???? Idk he looks vaguely familiar from tumblr???? Anyway I'm just gonna assume all seven of the sins are gonna be here and live in Dear

"What could equal the value of a human soul" if I've understood the flashback right, it seems like one arm and one leg are pretty equivalent

Are you telling me that these kids are cursed as they are because they missed their mom and their dad neglected them? Are you really telling me this? Goddamn it y'all didn't yell me this show was fucking SAD

THEY JUST WANTED THEIR MOM BACK

I've read the name winrey before. Im not googling her bc that's how I got spoiled for naruto. I don't know her but I support her

I really like how everyone is like "WAIT THAT BOY'S TINY!" and then they fight the 13 year old and they're all like "WAIT HE HAS METAL LIMBS!"
Its a fun pattern

Holy fucking shit LUST FULLMETALALCHEMIST IM GAY FOR YOU

SHE JUST DID A SUPER POWERFUL MURDER AND SHES MEAN AND EVIL AND HOT IM GAY

Damn scar man from the intro just punched through solid steel and killed an eggman wannabe

I was wrong, I wrongly accused that man who just loves his daughter and wife of being evil, I've met the Evil Chimera Man who ABSOLUTELY certainly turned his wife into a chimera and then let her starve herself

Its like watching a fucking train wreck Knowing what this man has done/will do while he hangs around my children and while his daughter plays with her dog

Oh you have Got to be kidding me, making this a mid card is a HATE CRIME

This is a Nightmare but also good to see the man I wrongfully accused (I don't remember his name, he has spiky black hair and glasses) bc the comparison between him and Actual Evil Guy is stark and can't believe I doubted him

Well. It happened. The chimera's voice is awful. The evil man is saying that ed is Just Like Him bc he also fucked around with human life, and basically? I hate him

Oh! Scar man did lightning! He killed evil man and nina! He has white hair and red eyes! Is he an alchemist too?

Local scaredy cat lydia bell just had to turn on the lights because of that mom jump scare

ENVY! WE'VE UNLOCKED THREE OF THE SINS

Hawkeye Best Girl!

Scar man tried to kill my sons and scar CONFIRMED as alchemist as well but it's a muscle man fight scene so we're having a good time

Nice young man is named Hughes! We're learning new things every episode

Ed, 15: what is UP with all these bodyguards
Me, an adult: oh thank god they gave this kid a babysitter