If you’re tweeting about cycle helmets or lights and you haven’t previously tweeted a hundred times about safe cycling infrastructure you’re goddamn right I’m getting involved

I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT KEITH

Apologies in advance to anyone named Keith who doesn’t do this

I’m happy to discuss PPE with cyclists (I wear a helmet on training rides) but I am not taking ‘safety advice’ from some twitter man-child who’s never ridden a bike in his life and thinks 22 millionaires kicking a ball around is the fucking height of human achievement