i& #39;m bored and i hate the suburbs so i& #39;m going to make a list of things that i swear i don& #39;t do on purpose, but piss my mom off to no end. and it entertains me when she gets mad.
number 1 is spending my work day in my room working. idk what she wants from me, since i spend a lot of my day on the phone, but every time i clock out and then leave the room, she& #39;s angry that i spent all day in there???
2. i don& #39;t open the blinds in my room. the room faces the goddamn street and the neighbors house, so i& #39;d rather they not see me. oh also my door stays closed so idk why she even has an opinion because she literally can& #39;t see it.
3. i won& #39;t just give her my weed vape??? like, the shit i paid for, i won& #39;t just let her have it. idgi, but she& #39;s not happy about it.
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