i'm bored and i hate the suburbs so i'm going to make a list of things that i swear i don't do on purpose, but piss my mom off to no end. and it entertains me when she gets mad.

number 1 is spending my work day in my room working. idk what she wants from me, since i spend a lot of my day on the phone, but every time i clock out and then leave the room, she's angry that i spent all day in there???

2. i don't open the blinds in my room. the room faces the goddamn street and the neighbors house, so i'd rather they not see me. oh also my door stays closed so idk why she even has an opinion because she literally can't see it.

3. i won't just give her my weed vape??? like, the shit i paid for, i won't just let her have it. idgi, but she's not happy about it.