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viakth_

╰──╮ ╭┈╯ ┊ ╰➢ 366 days with...⋆｡˚ ✩ ➳ Kim Taehyung ⋆｡˚ ✩ ➳ day O1Happy New Year my winter bear to a beautiful year

Paul Rieckhoff

PaulRieckhoff

Enemy of the people? Or guardian of our democracy? It’s Wednesday. Time to #GuessTheGuest for tomorrow’s news-making new special Halloween episode of @angryamericans.... It’s scary out there. Especially in Washington.

Rebecca Makkai

rebeccamakkai

Okay, this is going to be an ongoing project, but since indie bookstores need us to order our xmas gifts NOW, and since books are easy to wrap and store

erika_flow354

flow_witMe

okay so this is real BET’ish but fuck it. its my story & one of many experiences tht shaped me into the woman/mother I am today. get comfy. ima tell

Boingtastic

xenotime001

I've been hesitating to post this personal thread. Maybe it's redundant. Maybe it's just not worth bringing up somebody that brought me so much emotional pain in the past. But

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rauhling_bizzle

posting this late at 11:30pm because none of my followers are awake so this gives me an excuse to confess like two things and leave Stop liking this— goddamn

Dr Roel Konijnendijk

Roelkonijn

Several people told @reeshistory and me that "The 300 Spartans" is a better movie than "300" and we should watch that instead.Really, though?Let's see how it do. #HATM "A turning

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emperortaishi

r1se scandals and rumors thread !! (disclaimer: this is just for entertainment purposes don't come for me lmao) i will be providing an approximate date, the level of spiciness based

Ed Yong

edyong209

Hello! A lot of you have started following me in the last couple of months, so let me introduce you to some people I respect, who've created some of the

Nhiké aiko

Mugshawtynike

Night crew:3 Lms for a song off my toxic playlist Apple music users dont interact @ruiii66 First like u get the anthemhttps://open.spotify.com/track/5nexAvWNhwg51EavnDgViy?si=OfxR57s0QnyZywnTFP2_LA @josiexotic Toxic king before the sky walk

GreenMach1ne I swear I post art

GMach1ne

Should I talk about She-Ra 2018's character designs? She-Ra's Character designs A thread. I just wanted to mention that I am kind of doing this off the cuff so, if

Erik "Screaming In My Heart" Kort

ErikMKort

This is a thread on what we believe, what we reject, and why it matters. It's not a subtweet, but it is inspired by a few conversations that I see

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luizinhocsy

seungseok my fav moments a thread CAN YOU BELIEVE SY SAID THAT? *dohyon is all of us* they are so CUTE saying "fighting" for their performance together and seungyoun's

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oilyfaceu

day 1:ppl call me crazy or arrogant but it seems like im more often called arrogant.they don't know me. but i think i look more like a stone. im stubborn,

Kate Allenby MBE

KateAllenby

So from 8pm tonight I’ll be live tweeting the Mod Pen Sydney Olympic day that led to this ... it was 20 years ago, so I might have to go

Dave Beck

DaveCBeck

My wife and 7yo are putting together a book of the creatures we’ve encountered in the anchorage that's been home for most of 2020 - Samaná in the Dominican Republic.